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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've bought a time machine
I'll take everyone* on a trip to a time of their choosing.
So b3tans where we going?

Alt. WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?!

* please note certain restrictions may occur and badger has the right to refuse trips if she doesn't like you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:22, 267 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Constantinople
circa 1180-ish, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)
snap
even about the same time period
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)
I think it's about the most interesting period
Just after the Komneneans and shortly before the Fourth Crusade nicked everything that wasn't nailed down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
I'm organising a group booking for Constantinople

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Awesome
I'm totally going to get Anna Komnena drunk and try to sleep with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
The historian?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Yeah
I bet she's a right goer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
Indeed
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
We'll tagteam her, then
She's bound to go for one of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
oi you
stop ignoring my comeback below. best comeback ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)
thanks Badger
and indeed Kroney it's an interesting time. I wouldn't really want to be around when the Turks sacked the place unless I was extremely safe. It'd be the most depressing sight ever
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
You'd be safe in the time machine's viewing room

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Very unpleasant, from what I've read
the Emperor went down like a man, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
what, for about 2 seconds
and then lay back and demanded another blow-job, you mean??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
hahahahahahaha
(Just to keep Swipe happy)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
thank god for that
i feel validated and soothed now
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I've not idea who has won the 'sarcastic comment' awards there.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)
You did
she probably genuinely does feel validated and soothed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
compared to you
jeff is very soothing. or something that is actually witty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
You're struggling today, aren't you love?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
yes i am absolutely shattered!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Well if you will walk everywhere
And go to the gym 7 days a week, you will get tired.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
yes but
i can't stop now!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I'm replying to your posts
because I can't bring myself to dignify hers with a response.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

because I can't bring myself to dignify hers with a response.

am not even worthy to post in the same thread as her, oh woe is me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
it has to rank
as one of the worst invasions in history I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This morning so I can catch up with work and avoid an annoying phonecall.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Ancient Rome please
or Constantinople.

Alt Q: A sandwich. Possibly with chicken in it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)
1946 please. I would like to meet my grandfather who died when my dad was 6 months old.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)
In that case, can I got back to 1945,
and tell my granded that cycling towards a V1 is not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Limerick, Eire, May 25th 1982.
Just so I can get a look at the fuckers who abandoned me and kill them. Although that would suggest that I may have already done this, hence the initial abandonment. But then that only works if time is linear.....*head pops*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
are you adopted?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
yup

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
have you ever had any contact with your original parents?
(if that's prying too much tell me to shut up)
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
pfft this is me, I am not sensitive. I have tried doing a little internet research myself
but not being techy failed. I only know my birthdate, birthplace and original name so not a lot to go on.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Get
DCI Harry Batt Roota to investigate.

NAE BODY MOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Do you want to know them?
You sound quite bitter about it, which I can understand, but I wondered if that was because you don't know anything about them?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I've got a friend who is adopted
And he was initially keen to find his natural parents, but the folks who adopted him didn't want him to.

It has got to be a difficult thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Yeah it must be hard for both parties
I don't know how I'd feel if it was the other way around, if I had given a child up for whatever reason I don't know if I'd want to be involved in its life, especially if it had happily moved on with adoptive parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
I just want to know what they are like
and where I get my character from as I am nothing like my adopted family
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Yeah I think I would want to know that
nature v nurture and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
And I suppose there are the health implications
Are there any hereditary conditions you need to be aware of.

*lightening the mood of serious conversation since 1974*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
that is cause for concern
but it's a shit reason to make contact.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
haha
"Hey guys, it's Bobby. How's the cancer? Non existant? Great, bye!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
hahahah
ps you owe me 28 years of pocket money, birthday, christmas presents, tooth fairy money etc. I will accept an AC Cobra.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
This is all getting a bit serious now
Almost like a proper 'grown up' conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I know I feel honoured. Noones called me dull or shit for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Fuck off you dull shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
*warm feeling*

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
you're shit and dull and I hate you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
*sig five*

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I'm not usually but sometimes I wonder what would be different
Id I had stayed in Ireland with them. It's wierd. Plus my name would be Diarmid Kelly which is cooler than Andy.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
how old were you?
Do you know the reason for them giving you up? When I was younger I always said that if I got pregnant I would give it up for adoption because at that age I wouldn't be able to give it the life it deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
I was born with a tumour on one kidney so had that taken out and spent the first 14 months in hospital
before going to foster care and being adopted at 2 and a bit. I will adopt when I'm older and find a girl to put up with me.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Do they let gingers adopt?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
a druggy and a freak
we will be top parents.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
I have a feeling I might not be able to have kids
not sure why. But I would adopt over going through all that IVF thing, I think adoption should be first choice over IVF, although I'm aware I may feel differently if it does actually come up. I want to adopt a black baby to upset Wiggy's racist grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
IVF seems very expensive for what is
at best a roll of the dice. Adopting a black baby would be ace but I want a Japanese baby so he can be my karate kid.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
That is the best reason to adopt a black baby.
And I hope their is a box you can tick on the forms you'd have to fill in.

'Reason for wanting to adopt?'

'Racist Grandma' *ticks*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Officelol right here.

(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
£1000 each and I'll have a look.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I'm a student
I can throw you an ounce of high grade and 20 drum lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
You were adopted?
How did I not know this about you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Adopted people haven't got tatoos on their faces.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
Yeah but Bobby's a mate
I ought to know this sort of relevant information
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
My best mate
told me was adopted once. Then he had to tell me again because I'd forgotten about it. Does this make me a bad person?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Not unless his adoptive parents were beating him with a rusty pipe in the basement
and you forgot "call the police my adoptive parents are beating me with a rusty pipe in the basement"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
ok bro
I only have one kidney, I'm left handed, overweight and smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
You'd already told me the first two
and I assumed the last one. Anything else? I'm monumentally short-sighted and have a recurring problem with my right knee stemming from suffering with Osgoods Schlatter's diesase when I was 13, as we're sharing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I don't like peas
I have a cat called Jo and my drums are called carlos.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I can't stand any kind of nuts apart from coconuts and doughnuts
We have pet rats called Arty, Lincoln and Eric and my heritage is half-Yorkshire, half-Welsh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I'm calling shenanigans on the nuts claim! for we know that isn't true you ball gobbler.
I had a rat called Neville. Jo ate him. Yorkshire and Welsh? Can you be found regularly shagging loaves of Hovis?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
WHAT?
I've liked you up until now bobby, but hotpot is from dirty Lancashire, not the county of the pure white rose.

I'm reconsidering my position.
(Cave Duck, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Ducky, I cannot afford to lose the internet friendship from someone like yourself
so have edited my above slur on Yorkshire. My sincerest apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
don't shout about it
it's not flattering. besides I'm old now. Over it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Over it?
You want to kill "the fuckers" who "abandoned" you.

Just sayin like
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)
I was exaggerating a little. You know for internet lols.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Oh that's ok
I'd be sad if you were found hanging in your room with a note "WHY GODDAMN IT"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
would you fuck!
Besides I would just wade out into the sea and go that way.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Top Tip.
If you are thinking of ending it all by walking into the sea, and if, like me, you're a bit lazy.

Wait for the tide to come in first as you'll have less distance to walk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Nah I'd end up beached
like that poor whale in the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I'm born May 24th.
Isn't that exciting.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
OMG I WAS BORN MARCH 20th!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
so was my brother!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
No

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

born spawned
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
we should have joint party, you can try and rape my friends
and I'll try and pretend I'm popular with yours.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
"joint party"
i see what you did there, druggie
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
roll it up, light it up, smoke it up.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Holy Jaysus.
Is that you son?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I would like to go back to the Blitz
although I would probably be killed very quickly, which would be a waste.

However, I assume LAK is currently in the bad books and probably not allowed in the time machine.

Lunch is baked potato with coronation chicken and I can't wait, I fucking love coronation chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
I could probably be bribed with chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
But I offered you a grope of my boobs, surely that counts for something?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
About as much as winning the readers digest prize draw.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
LAK has no chocolate.
LAK has only cake.

EDIT: LAK also gives out free boob gropes apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
FREE BOOB GROPES
OVER HERE.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
I love this picture so much
I love all the little move strips they've done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Me too
www.comixed.com is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
DING DING DING DING DING!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Why is LAK in the bad books?
What have we done??
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
we blacklisted TGB yesterday for confusing LAK members

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
After I TRIED to make an effort.
I accidently thought kitty recommended Shuter Island when in fact it was you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
I suppose I shouldn't have been so quick to recall your LAK membership
but we members of LAK have been hurt in the past. Larry Vest said one of us was annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
How dare he
when quite clearly you're all annoying
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
well in that case you should probably be our leader.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
childish insult of the day.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
You're really not doing yourself any favours
If you want Kitty to remove you from the blacklist.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
It's so much easier not to have to remember who's who though
And I have learnt that one mistake will blacklist me again, so not really worth it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
you think we're not worth getting to know?
That hurts Badge. That hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
*shrugs*
maybe if you're interesting at the bash I'll reconsider
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Nah,
Not worth it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
I was going to sing and dance and do tricks

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I'm going to be as boring as possible.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
No change there then

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Well, I was going to be an utter dick
But it seems you already have that covered.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Hey look everyone I'm balancing a wine glass on my head!
Guys! look! look... guys, look! LOOK!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
totally this
I'll be doing the swinging arms and legs thing as well
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
We're still not sure which of us it was,
But it hurt all of us.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Seattle please, 1994.
Alt: I don't know yet, I'm waiting for my housemate who came in last night horrendously drunk and dressed as a woman to get up so I can laugh at him.

Edit: I'm giving a reason in the hope it'll be granted: To see Soundgarden play at their peak.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Just wake him up by standing over his bed pointing and laughing

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
He's up now
It's fucking hilarious, he doesn't remember anything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Seattle
around 1991-1994 would be most excellent. Most of the bands I listen to came out from there around then
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Same
And they're all dead, spilt up or peaked now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Woodstock 1994 please
So I can see NIN give the almighty performance that solidified them as legends.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This will be granted as you bothered to give a reason

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Sorry, I was going to give a reason but it sounded callous
I want to go back to the Blitz because I find it really fascinating how people lived through the war, it's so different to how I imagine it would be nowadays. But saying that a war that killed so many people was 'interesting and exciting' sounded a bit horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
... you realise you're on b3ta right?
But no it was interesting. Unless you were learning about it in Yr10 at my school when it was fucking dull
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
haha yeah
but sometimes people go apeshit about things on here! I just can't imagine everyone uniting together to help each other the way they did in the war, I imagine now it would just be looting and mob rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
You're horrible!
j/k, blitzlolz.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Thanks Badger
I'll let you roll in the mud with Trent if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
1978-1980
Although I was born a few months after Nottingham Forest's only top flight championship-winning season and therefore was alive for the two successive European cup triumphs, I really can't remember very much about either. It'd be nice to have witnessed the past glories I'm always harping on about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
*hands DVD of matches*
NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
It's not the same, right?
If you can't provide these dates then I 'umbly request the chance to nip forward 5 years and see if the flying cars promised in Back to the Future Part II have been invented yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I would be very chuffed with a hover board.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I'd like to go into the future.
Just to see if what little optimism about life I have is worth keeping.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
No, no it's not
NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Thanks
For letting me down gently.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
But you know me now.
Isn't that enough?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
*Cheers up*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Damn right!
You'll be grinning like a mong when we meet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)
On the 'Magical Mystery Tour'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Definitley!
I like a mystery.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
My special skills include being able to hold hair
Out of the faces of damsels who are throwing up in hotel rooms.

You'll have a great time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Woo!
Please make sure I have plenty of water on the bedside table please.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Will do.
As long as you don't throw up over me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Well I won't if my head is down the bog.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Which it will be because I'm a massive bully
I'm Gripper Stebson and I pay myself five pounds*.

*That hasn't worked has it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
who is Gripper Stebson?
or is this strictly for the 'older generation'?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
He terrified a generation
He was one of the most evil men ever to appear on television.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Peter Mandelson?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Everything you need to know about Gripper
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqfrbMQ6Hc
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I find abrupt and to the point works better

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
TGB
I just want to check something. This time machine of yours...

Is it real? Or is it something you've cobbled together out of your employers boxes because you're leaving and therefore not doing any 'real' work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Totally real
check it out
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
Woo! looks the business.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Yeap.
Totally real.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)
july 2010
back to grenada please. on an endless loop so i never have to come back and deal with the shit that went down after i got back.

lunch - am thinking of having a falafel burrito made for me at eatsies...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
October 2007 please.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Why??

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I made a bad decision.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Pray tell?
Or is it personal?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Just boring.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
8th December 1980
So I can kill the rest of the Beatles at the same time.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
Need a hand?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Please

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I would like to video this for future generations to show them what a favour you did them.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Don't forget Yoko

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
9 months before Cunty-Hanky was born please so I can repeatedly stab his mother in the stomach

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
International Garden Festival, Liverpool, 1984
I have a bit of kidnapping to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Eh?
I can only imagine that there were some particularly fine dahlias that you coveted. Or it's some reference to that Brookside storyline when Paula Yates got "kidnapped" by some students (possibly including Karen Grant) as part of a rag week prank.
My money's on the former.
(Cave Duck, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I miss Brookside.
I saw my first lesbian kiss watching that. I am sure this influenced my "adult entertainment" tastes
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
Ginger perms?

(Cave Duck, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I love redheads - my gf is one.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
I fancy ginger men but not ginger woman.
I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
Not the first time a picture of those two has been associated with me

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Nothing as of yet
Started my new job today and have been sitting alone in an office for over two hours now. I better be getting paid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
Well, if I could go anywhere, absolutely anywhere at all in time,
I think I'd probably choose to go back to a week last Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
The Goonies on the TV again?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Our survey says?
X
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Was that when that woman offered you a blowjob?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Don't you remember? I did all the laundry, and then we watched TV.
Wow, we won't see the like of THOSE sorts of days again.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Red Dwarf?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
What the smegging smeg are are you on about?
*ruptures spleen laughing*


*has a four-hour taxi crack-wank marathon*


*throws in a cheeky rape*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
*wipes tears*
Stop it, smeg head!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
24th Jan 1967 Marquee Club London please
To see Jimi Hendrix. I have footage of it, it was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
If it was private then
It'll probably still be private. So you'll still miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Monty's not allowed in the time machine anyway

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Why not?
We could take a trip back to the day he found something he liked?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Never happened

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
What about the future?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Nonsense.
I like fucking loads of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Yeah, you'll fuck anything.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
I can be justifiably accused of many things but not that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
this makes me feel elite
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)
And it reduces the chance of you getting the AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I've changed the date to an earlier show.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
December 2002
So I can go into a meeting at Fox, and shoot whoever suggested cancelling Firefly.

*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I like this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Right back to the beginning of time please.
I want to witness the Big Bang and have a wank on it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I want to go anywhere Monty want's to go but 15 minutes earlier
So I can set up a devious trap or ruin what he want's to experience. Yes I would waste my trip for petty sabotage.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Like leaving superfluous apostrophes all over the place for me to trip up on?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Yeah I would go round altering the posters for Hendrix
adding really basic spelling mistakes just to put a dampener on the evening for you. That would be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Have a good time - sounds like a right laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
it's ok I've got my ipod with me so I won't have to listen
to any of that gay guitary masturbation shit.

*Modern Love, click*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Good luck charging it up in '67.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)
yeah the application of logic to this argument
is really going to help!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)
That is a fair comment, actually.

*concedes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
yous guys are too much
a laugh a minute, I tells ya
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I know. I don't know how we come up with some of this stuff, I really don't.
We're KERRAZY.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I just want to hug him but he keeps pushing me away.
I am fucking hanging today. I did your shot and a couple of others. I puked 4 times at work before 11 this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
You will make a teacher yet!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
+cry

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
oh what shot did we take???

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Sambuca, several of them. They taste lovely at the time.
not so much in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I hope you lit it in your mouth
not in the glass like some kind of raging Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)
He should try drinking it, fully alight, through his eyes next time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I don't light them anymore.
Not since France.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
erm, if you don't light it, why the fuck drink it?
If you like sweet and aniseed, pernod or absinthe as a louche. 'buca is an abomination except for lighting and cooking with. See also: Drambuie.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I did not know that.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
hmm never had it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
It's like sticky aniseed,
beautiful. You light them and stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I think someone told me it was a like jager

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)
It's not.
Edit - to clarify, Sambuca is a sweet aniseed liqueur. Jager is a digestif. It tastes a bit aniseed-y but it's much more bitter and herby.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
kinda, but more like Ouzo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
like what-o?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Ouzo and pernod, greek booze, tastes like aniseed. You haven't lived girl!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
It's fucking disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I've still yet to work out how this is possible.
I mean, I've puked while drinking. I've puked after drinking. I've woken up in the middle of the night puking. But in 20 years of drinking I've never even come close to being sick the next day. Am I broken or something?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I never really get sick on the night. But I think it's because I smoke as well.
In the morning the bad lungs, and churning stomach just evacuate themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I smoked until 9 months ago, though. Still made no odds in the morning.
I mean, soul destroying hangovers, oh yeah. Mild alcohol poisoning to the "couple of days of shaking like a shitting dog and being unable to regulate body temperature" level, many times. But never being sick. Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
You are obviously a more stoic human being than me.
It's always the next day for me. Unless I make myself tactically puke before bed.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)
I'm not considering it as a good thing, trust me.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I think they are my favourite OT double act.
They are like a really shit version of the Chuckle Brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Bobby: "to me"
Monty: "Urgh Fuck off cretin"
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Psssst.
They still had electricity in '67 you know.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I thought that
but then he would only hark on about not having a charger with me etc. He is getting predictable in his old age.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
No you didn't.
You don't know anything about anything that hasn't happened to you personally in the last 15 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
it was that thought that led me to question my own application of logic
before calling you up on it. I know loads of cool stuff just probably nothing that would interest you.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Shhh, he's too stupid to have realised.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
too late grandad
get that zimmer cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
OH NOES ! I WOULD REALLY HATE IT IF IT LEAD TO A SITUATION WHERE I GET PAID BILLIONS TO HAVE SEXY TIME WITH ANYONE I WANT ! OH NOES ! THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I'd quite like seeing any major historical event
As I'd want to see if the history we know was true

Alt A:
Sweet Chilli chicken wrap with coconut and lime and Thai mayo, can of cherry coke, corned beef pastie, roast chicken crisps. WIN
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
What? Like 9/11

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I was kind of going to the "before TV" type history

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I had a dream I went to some fabulous hotel for a pride parade and I danced outside the hotel singing "I am the dancing queen, young and sweet, only twenty three"
I'd like to go where ever that was, it was awesome

alt: the ideal lunch would be pho, I'd have the grilled chicken and rice vermicelli and some summer rolls
but seeing as I like in the fucking boondocks I'll likely have pulled pork or chicken salad, or maybe just a salad. Mmmmmm salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Not made or even had pulled pork
But it looks lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
My father took me to an incredible barbecue restaurant
in Virginia near where he lives, where I had that stuff for the first time. It's fucking lovely but you can OD on it quite quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
What a way to go!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
What? Full of meat?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
*BURP*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
*sniffs*
Urgh - spunk!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
That's pulled OFF pork

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Fuck Off Darth

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
*dances*
*throws sparkles all over you*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)
We're going to buy 10 tickets on this one, so he only gets 10% and we take 90%.
www.theleader.info/article/18182/worlds-biggest-lottery-win-in-spain/

And with that money, I'm going to offer the entire legal female cast of Hollyoaks for a week of traffic warden roleplay.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Hollyoaks has an illegal cast?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I mean, over 16s only.
Can't be doing traffic warden roleplay with underage girls ! They don't even have provisonal lisances !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

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