I'd ban you from Milton Keynes

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's not how the internet works.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

So I can't hack into
Police records and give you an ASBO for the whole of MK.

*Sadface*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Asbos are given out by the courts aren't they?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

thanks to my over zealous friend and some vodka i have the ASBO app
on my iphone. it tells me how many ASBOs there are wherever you happen to be and gives stats. anyone wants to know how many ASBOs there are in their area, just ask...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Stratford-upon-Avon
Please.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

what's the administrative area?
i suspect it may be towards the bottom of the leaderboard (loserboard more like)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Not sure what you mean
Stratford District Council? Warwickshire Police?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

usually the council
ok:

10.2% (low level of anti-social behaviour)

population: 117,800
police: warwickshire
asbos issued: 135

there you go!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Thanks!
*awkward silence*
Nice shoes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

it is the most pointless app in the world
oh no wait. that would be the churchill app that my friend's bf spent 6 months designing. i fear i may be the only person to have bought it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

bRISTOL please

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

council, please!
avon and somerset maybe? my geography is dire.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

South Gloucestershire

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

There is at least one isn't there Bob.
Yours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

you what now?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

You are ASBO boy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

They don't give asbo's out for being cool jeff.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

15.5% anti-social
pop: 256,500
police: avon and somerset
asbos: 105

croissant for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

thanks miss but I'd rather not, carbs are bad.
*worships*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)