LIES ON THE INTERNET
I've never even met you and I'm sure this isn't true.
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't have an other half, that's true.
But I'm not the slightest bit sad about it. If I feel the need for some, I know I can get it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Hehehehe!
You're fab.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Cheers love
Looking forward to seeing you again at the bash.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I would probably be less depressed
about being single if this was the case for me. However you might as well have found tumbleweed in my foof for all the action it was getting - and not for lack of trying on my part. Clearly I just don't have your natural charms!
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

charms whorish tendencies
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I imagine they help, yes
but even so, I could have been an absolute slag and not gotten any - men tend not to want to fuck fat girls.
(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)