"Oh my!" Exclamed WBM
"What a massive rod you have"
"Get on your knees and call me brother" Barked Bert
*explicit scene*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Golden opportunity to have a cat being thrown out of a window as part of foreplay missed here.
5/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

"But I CAN be your brother" cried WBM,
"just give me time to dream up deeply personal but clinically accurate details of the life I might have led up until this point, and if I put this paper bag over my head you might actually believe you're boning another sibling."
"I'd rather you didn't remind me," said Bert, through gritted teeth, "that by doing this, I'm cheating on my sister."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

'But I can DO anything for you' exclaimed WBM
'I'll kill relatives, move to the US, ANYTHING'
'Really?' mused Bert, his glance briefly alighting upon WBM's elderly tabby cat, dozing by the window, feeling a familiar stirring in his loins 'ANYTHING?'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

WBM tugged on the crusty curtains
until she spied the window catch. Holding The Cat Formally Know As The Poster Formally Know As Ilikefish, she hesitated
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

"What are you waiting for?" he asked, breathlessly,
"I also have a...mortgage that needs paying..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

*snort*

(berk, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)