The MQ, my dear man, owes a debt to Mr Will Self and his Quantity Theory of Insanity.
I have merely applied it to B3ta OT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If you are in any "celebrity death pool" league
Will Self is worth an outside shot, because sure as shit he's going to try and top himself one fine day, just because he thinks he's better than death.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Nobody will ever join me in a celebrity dead pool.
People have always said it's in poor taste.

The fuckers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I was in one a lot of years ago.
The pot was up to £75 and I wiped it out with Mother Teresa.

Mother Teresa - you made me very happy the day you died and I'm very sorry but I sinned (a lot) and got ratarsed and took my mates to the old DV8 lapdancing place under the arches in Leeds.

But we said a prayer for you. Honest, like.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)