God, imagine...
Fortunately the father would be djtp and he'd have me sharped and complicated before you could say "Can we get it quicker if we go private?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"Och aye, Roota luv"
"Would ye mind comin' ta the top o' the stairs, me bonny lass"
"Sure la, just gonna take me trainies off, yeah?"
*Roota ascends*
"What now, ya mef?"
*DJTP boots Roota down the stairs*
"Lass, ya still feelin' hungry?"
"Nah, I'm fockin' well pissed at ya, like."
"Good, nao put the kettle on, eh?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

which one of them is Welsh and which one is Pakistani?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Racist

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Have you been spying on us?
It was the demand for tea that convinced me...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)