Loooooong story
Friend of the family runs a cattery and has gone into hospital (and probably wont come out again), Lucy has been in the cattery for over a year because her elderly owner is senile. Cattery has shut, all cats have gone home.

Long story short; she doesn't belong to anybody and nobody wants her.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

awww poor lucy
but the moral of that story does seem to be that this cat is not good for her owners' health. be careful, you!

i can sympathise with the last sentence. i know exactly how she feels, old and rejected and with her fur falling out...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I was thinking "Third owner lucky"
*trips over cat Jacques Clouseau style and falls out window*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

make sure you
keep her on the ground floor. then you'll only fall into the chicken run!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

That's another problem...Charlie
Hopefully Lucy will stay an inside-cat, and i'll have to do my best to stop Charlie from darting into my kitchen.

When did it all get so bloody complicated?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

this is what happens
when you take on a harem of females
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I think that's enough animals now
A mad chicken and a geriatric cat. What next, a retarded goat?

(i'll gaz you a photo of Lucy tomorrow)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

yes yes
please do!!

also you should go for the goat. you'd never run out of /qotw stories then, just ask chickenlady.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)