I'm not an innocent fool, though: I really do know rather a lot about the business.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why not get WBM to pay your mortgage for a few months whilst you sort yourself out?
Just a suggestion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

This is the best solution I have heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

*Spidey senses detect sarcasm*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I was replying in a 'humorous' way, I thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

My spidey senses
Have been known to be wrong.

Drop her a line, it might work. Also. Try gazzing RogerTheStarfish as well, you might be able to get double-bubble.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

yes but
you wouldn't be asking us if your instinct weren't telling you that it is not a good thing! so listen to it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

My instincts are at best flawed and at worst fucking retarded, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

If you do go down that route and it all goes tits-up
I'll send you a file with a cake in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Good lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

ok then, how's this for some horribly horribly tough love?
'mummy, what does "death by myocardial infarction induced by excessive cocaine consumption" mean? and why can't i see daddy ever again, i don't understand, i want my daddy'... well you get my very laboured point, don't overdo it, my sweet!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Christ
A kid his daughter's age would never be able to say "infarction", let alone "myocardial". Why can't you women apply a little logic?
( Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

not right this minute perhaps
but i bet she could by the age of 4, if it was said to her and she was made to repeat it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Are you calling montys daughter thick?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Ha!

( Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

So what are you saying Swipe?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
I have gone from 'really rather ebullient' to 'not that far from tears' in a matter of seconds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

i rest my case!
if it's going to put your health at risk, don't do it...

and this is coming from someone who has no idea what the words "no thanks" or "no more" mean herself!

argh i'm sorry!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

My health is already massively at risk.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

stop shagging men then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

then pleeeeeeeeease don't make it worse, clearly you can handle it at present but
ask my mum how much she's looking forward to her son's wedding next year, or how much she enjoyed seeing her grandchildren at the weekend, or how proud she was when i got my new job/promotion... oh no wait, you can't, because she died at 50 of a stroke..... and that wasn't even a self-inflicted coke-stroke! so yeah, don't make your daughter AND YOURSELF miss out on even more than my brothers and i do, mmkay?? xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

^ this ^

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