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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
But have you let him into your heart?
but not in a gay way
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:05,
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15 years ago)
No. He just comes round and shouts through the door.
There is always the smell of piss and Special Brew after he ascends to heaven though.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:08,
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Is he carrying a hammer and some nails?
If so he probably wants you to put him up for the night
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:10,
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I'm not a hotel.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:12,
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Prove it.
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Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:29,
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Do you have reservations then?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:45,
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Yes I'm worried about the damp patch in Room 224.
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Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:46,
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