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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I go away for a day and all hell breaks loose.
What's with the halloween names already?

Is the new kid Bert?

Can anyone speak Welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:41, 185 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
listening to N-Dubz
nah nah niiiiieeee
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)
What.... you get N-Dubz in the US?
I seriously always assumed they were actually a joke band.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
well, see, theres this thing called youtube...

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Indeed
that doesn't answer "why in the name of sweet shuddering fuck would you even want to look" though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)
you didn't ask that, though
and I don't necessarily want to look, I want to listen

I like them. That's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)
You are wrong on the INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
OH NOES!! I CAN HAZ OPINYUN?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
You can have a preagreed opinion of Ndubz suck

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Not if you profess to like NDubz, no.
That's the musical equivalent of signing over power of attorney due to mental incapacity
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
i LOVE them

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
that doesn't surprise me.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Haters gonna hate
*pimp strolls*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)
The thought of you attempting
a pimp strut has made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)
I'm here to help.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)
I 100% honestly thought that, or that it was a GCSE project done well (for a gcse project).... that song that is about walking up the stairs.
It's fucking lulzy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)
why? they are ear aids

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)
so's your dirty mum

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
she's better than n dubz at most things too

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I like them.
You don't see me mocking your severely gay wristband, do you??

oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
What gay wristband?
Oh the one on my profile. Yeah my brother got me that in Morocco. I wore it a few times and lost it. Replaced it with a tattoo cause I'm alternative and cool.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

alternative and cool severely gay
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Some welsh people can.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Leekpiss. There's lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Racist,
where's this code your sending me eh? let down.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)
oh yeah I forgot.
I'll do it when I get home.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)
No rush, am out every night I think this week.
Freshers and all.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I'm jealous.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
It's freshers in Newport so not exactly
a classy event.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
You going out this evening to get yourself amongst the new intake of clunge?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Kind of,
going to see a band then on to freshers madness at a house party. Need to see a man about some substances first though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
What band are you going to see?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Don't really know, a guy I used to play with last year (music not penis)
is in a new band so gonna check them out later. All I know is SU bar for 9.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Cheap beer and freshers who can't drink anything but cider?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)
Some of the Welsh, I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Shut up Bert
Edit: Or in Welsh cau i fyny Bert
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Never learnt to actually speak it
but I did learn to pronounce it and interpret most signs and so on out of necessity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)
what necessity could you possibly have to read Welsh signs?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I lived in Wales
for 4 years. Sometimes you have to tell people what road things are on.

/terminally boring answer
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I grew up on the border - aren't all the signs bilingual?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Most of the road signs and so on are
but street names aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
ah, I see. I was assuming a slightly different meaning of "interpret"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I speak some Welsh
'Parc' means park. And 'Wrecsam' is Wrexham.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)
wow, you're like a walking Welsh phrasebook!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)
supermarket is archfarchnad

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Taxi is Tacsi.
Which, basically, tells you all you need to know about Welsh as a language.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Ambwlans
would be another example.

Although "gwasnaethau" is one of my favourite words in any language.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)
ahh I always wondered why the Welsh people I know
pronounced things like February as Febwary and Jan as Janwary.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Yeah,
no "u" sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Stpid cnts.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I find the way they say "faboolas"
to be amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I love that too!
I used to like doing the dictations of the Welsh solicitors because of stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Funnily enough
where I was, they'd say "fabbalass", which sounds outrageously camp when I say it in my South London.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Microwave is poppity-ping or something.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Which translates to English as...
...'scary fast cook magic box'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)
ARAF means SLOW
just watch listen to Radio Cymru.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)
or watch pobol y cwm

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
haha quim

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)
it's pronounced koom

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)
It's a similar pronunciation in parts of Leeds
"And don't you koom in my fookin' mouth, ya bastard."


(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)
ha ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Hedlu means Police!

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)
it's heddlu
and pronounced hethli
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
dim parcio!
gwasenethau!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
I have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)
it's not that early
no

I can say "I like tortoises" and I used to be able to say "you'll never take me alive coppers"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)
How was the no weed weekend?
I just picked up a ripper if you want any?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
I've got a load
just couldn't smoke it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Rectify this situation as soon as possible.
Is the new kid bert? what's the verdict?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)
will do
I'm going with No
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Ok, will look for more direction from Monty and Roota.
They will know.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I hope not.
Simply because I hate the cunt* so much it actually makes me feel ill.


*Bert, not Hashdance
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)
for a second there I thought you were coming out in a really street way.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)
*speechless*
*takes photo of Monty's comment, cries tears of joy*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)
oh please let me be your weed buddy Vipros please!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Why you want some too? Besides if you're marrying the cunt
you will benefit too. Hello Kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Hello
I have my own guy thanks, he lets me have it for free. In fact, I've never bought weed in my life. Or any drugs for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
You big lucky sponger you.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
I've got a golden chuff

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
*links to image of a golden chough*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

ornithologylolz
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)
Heh
stoner bromance building here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
people just love to get high with me
it's a gift
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Welsh for Microwave Oven?
Popty Ping.

Beat that!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)
No it's meicrodonfedd

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Well that's me beaten!
*Curses clicking on the first link in Google*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)
The Devil's Tumble-Drier!
/Peter Cook
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)
My favourite is "llawes goch"
Which I think means "cows cunt"
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Interestingly, there is no word in the Welsh language for "he who does not fuck sheep"

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
As you've just demonstrated
there's no word in English for that, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Incorrect - Dogfucker
Once you've had fur you never go back to wool.*

That's what Jeff told me, anyway.
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)
chwardd i maes 'n fan

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)
You didn't Lol to that really did you?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)
I did, and I'm proud of it.
I even clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I was just showing off that I knew what you meant

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
meh.
Online translation is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
I saw through this

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I'm jealous of people with halloween names, I want one!

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Well make one up then,

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)
If I could think of one I would

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
missflee fli flo flum.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
haha
that's cute
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
unlike mighty badger's deformed face

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Oh, man, that CUTS.
cuts to the bone. sadface, online.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)
It's ok, I'll get her
mighty Gravedigging

There you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Love you long time
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)
How about "Missflee FOR YOUR LIVES!"
whereas I can do nothing with my username...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)
No, but you are topical for one month of the year without doing anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Like Jesus in December

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I like Jesus every month brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
But have you let him into your heart?
but not in a gay way
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)
No. He just comes round and shouts through the door.
There is always the smell of piss and Special Brew after he ascends to heaven though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Is he carrying a hammer and some nails?
If so he probably wants you to put him up for the night
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I'm not a hotel.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Prove it.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Do you have reservations then?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Yes I'm worried about the damp patch in Room 224.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)
Draculas Colon.. Totally stretching my imagination

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Aaarghhh.
Must... resist... strikethroughs...about...colon...stretching.
*falls to floor*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I think that was the title of a Hammer Horror film
"The Crimson Curse of Draculas Colon"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)
i could do a lot with your, username
that doesn't even make sense, never mind innuendo. lucky it's 5pm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Nudge nudge, wink wink
say. no. more.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)
i am looking forward to the promised gaz of lucy tomorrow, don't forget me!
although it would be more traditional for you to gaz me cock shots, not pussy pics.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)
No cock shots, I only have a hen
I warn you in advance that Lucy is a right bag of bones, no cute kitten pics i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)
at least i know you're not edmund

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Damn straight, he pretended to be a lowly Major
I'm pretending to be a Colonel! No vision that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)
pretending?
you're not really a colonel? here's my version of your favourite short story:

for sale
one wedding dress
free sachet of crushed hopes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Aww, let me make it up to you
by flying you to Hong Kong in my private jet made out of solid gold
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)
oh yes please
/gullible
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)
Murder Missflee

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)
You are David Yip.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)
What happened to him?
I think he was rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)
He was excellent in Brookside.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)
I only remember The Chinese Detective.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)
I had forgotten about that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)
I heard something about it
But I thought it was just Chinese whispers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Oh Jeffy Jeff.
That was poorer than Chompy when he was homeless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Sorry mate.
*Worries I'm the reason for your MD addiciton*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)
You are Jeff - you've driven me to seek chemical oblivion night after night.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Oddly
You've seen this coming and you've prepared yourself by getting involved with the MDs for a good few years before I started posting.

That's quite an achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)
Your coming was foretold, like the Antichrist.
'Beware the Anti-funny!' the augurs cried...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)
*sad face*
*Rapidly books appointment to get 666 tattoed on my head*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)
MissFleeBag

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)
You win

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)
The missflee machine

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)
<yawns>
No, I'm not fucking Bert...I'm sure it will wear off, given time...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Nobody thought you were fucking Bert
that's his sisters job
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Well, I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
I'm Bobbypires, social pariah and yang to Monty's ying.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Thank you

(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)
He's a right bender. Watch out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Only for you sweet cheeks.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)
and tom cruise
although i suspect you'd have more luck with tom cruise
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Barrymore taught Bob to swim.
Trufax.*

*Some truefax may be lies.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)
Boy George taught Bob how to stitch pansy patterns onto Graham Norton's pink silk boxer shorts.
TruLies
(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Actually I lived in the woods with Albert Fish

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Too right he would.
He'd have more luck with any man on earth, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)
You see, Hashdance? He's at it again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)
I am going to cuddle the shit out of you at a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)
You still planning on organising a bash Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)
I am more than happy to bash Bob whenever you like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:08, Reply)
Want 'till he's back from Wales.
I'm reluctant to call an international-hit on the boy.

Plus I'm guessing you'd want expenses for go over the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
that's your thing!
you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:08, Reply)
No.
Why would I want to organise something I'd not be attending?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)
you big strange poof.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
Is that the best you can come up with?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)
Or the Bell
To Monty's End.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)
I am going to call you Hashdance, I think.
Do you mind awfully, Hashdance?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)
No, that's cool by me
sounds a bit too much like "Flashdance" though which has now got that bloody song stuck in my internal jukebox...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)
That's the joke, dear boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)
Shut up Bert
Well, I've had a day off, the move is fucking knackering.

I've set a halloween name now too!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)
How did it all go?
any furniture unsold?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)
2 pieces sold, 3 unsold

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)
I am totally unable to think of a Hallowe'en version of my username.
Any suggestions?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)
PumpkinDozer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Midnightchildmolester
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)
I like that Rory, I like it A LOT.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)
I can but try

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)
Not only tried, but very much succeeded
Truly a prince among men.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
You slag, you've rejected me = , ((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
It doesn't altogether surprise me.
You do have the aura of a child molester around you.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

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