Literally thousands of records.
I buy them drunk, high, sober as a judge....but what's terrifying to me is that in the grand scale of things I have fuck all, and I have a wall of vinyl in my sitting room, piles leaned up against the wall and an overflowing crate of 45s.

When I start getting interested in a new genre and begin researching it, the whole thing opens up like a terrifyingly expensive flower...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'd like to see a photo of this vinyl mountain.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I shall take one, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I too would like to see such a photo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Himjim's seen my collection.
That sounds rather gay, doesn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Incredibly.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

not compared to almost everything else you say and do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I have to admit you've made me laugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

no one ever takes me seriously :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

It was your stupid clothes and beard that got me a-chucklin'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

having seen photos of you
I am pleased that our sense of dress is different enough that you laugh.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

You dress stylishly.
He wears carrot tops.

CASE DISMISSED
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

....says Mental Clown.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Alright, fuck off.
I see you go from mocking one person who complains about being single to another.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I mock everyone, regardless of marital status.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I am the younger BGB.
This is fact. Only slightly younger though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Only without the awesome new tattoo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

awesome

I actually quite like bgb's tattoo but it's a hobby of mine to say peoples new tattoos are "alright" or "not my sort of thing"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Just a bit
*backs up against wall*

I have to say though, the East Wing was my favourite part of Boyce Towers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm thinking of getting some more peacocks for the lawn.
What do you think - too much?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

No, no, so long as the game reserve
doesn't get overshadowed by them.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I don't wish to tie up my gamekeeper
with peacock issues, but I don't think I need to take on a peacock-herder full time. People think living in a stately home is all croquet and parties - but sometimes it's dashed hard work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Quite old chap
*puffs on pipe*

So when are heading out to Africa to hunt those darkies Elephants?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

The problem with Africa
is those pesky Africans cluttering up the place. Can't move for the blighters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

A BIT LIKE LONDON!
yeah? guys... I mean a bit like London??
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

you guys just can't take my edgy humour

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

And I shall look at it with my eyes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)