Didn't "The Mary Whitehouse Experience" (or Newman & Baddiel)
take the piss out of Claire Rayner, asking why it was always really ugly women who give sex advice on TV? This was followed by a hideous alien saying "I like to wear split-crotch panties for my partner"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

which in turn reminds me of the joke
where the husband has lost interest in sex, and the wife tries to reignite the flame with some sexy underwear including crotchless knickers. When she throws herself back and invites him to ravish her, he looks at her with disgust, and says 'for god's sake I'm not having sex with that, look what it's done to your knickers'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Ha!
ewww
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

*steals*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Hahahah genius

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Didn't "The Mary Whitehouse Experience" (or Newman & Baddiel)
never ever do one single thing that was remotely amusing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

That's you that is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Milky milky

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Just. Not. Funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post907351
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Agreed.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Stop ruining things for me!
Bowie is dead to me because of you. You have planted the "He's shit" seed of doubt in my brain.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I don't make these imbeciles shit.
I just point it out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

But he was always my default choice when people asked what music I liked
I would say "Bowie" and they would nod approvingly and I could get on with killing my brain with alcohol.

Now what am I going to say? "Mozart"? Not bloody likely, I don't like being shunned/beaten.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Tell them you love The Sonics and The Fabulous Wailers
but really in the mid-60s Texas was producing the best music, in your opinion. The Spades and The Stoics are hard to beat, to your ears.

You will be 'knee deep in fanny' within 15 seconds. Guaranteed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I was thinking The Sonics (after you posted the link to The Witch)
but such a comment wont go down well with the carrot-crunchers around here, a narrowing of eyes and in instant labelling as "queer'o'sexual" is the best I can hope for.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news
but they already think that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

That would explain the firebombings and "POOFTAHS OUT" graffiti on my car

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Lots of people calling you a cunt
isn't exactly the same as knee-deep in fanny, Monty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

They were fucking brilliant on the radio
it just didn't translate well to telly. IMO.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)