never! damn you!
I've got several woolly beanie types, a fedora (bought for fancy dress), a musketeer hat and a straw cowboy hat.

caps are for gays.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

and yet somehow
a cowboy hat isn't?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

'Young man!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

?
It's the truth. It's irretrievably Brokeback
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

True indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

it's not like it's a proper cowboy hat
I bought it for a fiver to keep the sun off my head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

and to attract other
likeminded people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

...in the 'Old Compton Street' area.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Get a rainbow cape too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I was just thinking that.
The only people who can get away with them are cowboys.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

No
Cowboy hats are for the rugged, open-air mountain man that occasionally likes some hot cock in the bot-bot, and what of it? do you want to make something of it? It's not gay if he doesn't own any lamee.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I imagine that this
sums Vipros up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

It's not gay if you're wearing chaps.
No, wait... It's not gay if you're wearing cowboy boots? Hmmm.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

It's not gay if your balls don't touch.
It's definitely not gay if you high-five afterwards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

so you specify that the fedora was fancy dress
but not the musketeer hat? Is that an everyday sort of hat?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)