I came very close
to buying one. Back when I still needed a cane I really fancied getting one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I wanted one when I needed a walking stick
Had to settle with one that folded into 3 bits, that I could possibly have used like a small 3-sectional-staff, but would probably have done myself another injury.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I'd quite like a sword-umbrella, do those exist?
You could combine it with the samurai umbrella, it would be great.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I kinda want one of those katana umbrellas
But any owner of one would look like a right geek.
Someone I know has one, and he's barely fit for safe integration into society.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

It's you, isn't it?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I fit the bill
Just void of a katana umbrella.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)