You did, I trust, film this altercation?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sadly not.
As a minor luddite, I have a very old, scuffed up phone and thus it is unsuitable for photography, filming, the internet and indeed anything other that "being a phone". It is only now that I realise my folly in failing to embrace the iPhone and its ilk.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I have always assumed everyone on here is some kind of techno-nerd
compared with me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I too am well behind the times in this respect
my phone barely allows text messaging.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

My phone's quite good, because I wanted a good camera on it.
Turns out it's also a more than adequate walkman too. Once I'd worked out how to get music onto it (after over a year)....

It looks shit though. But then, so do I.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)

mine is a big piece of shit
I had a sony ericsson one that was robust and reliable and had survived for about 3 and a half years, but it had taken to changing the time of its own accord, so it couldn't be trusted to operate as an alarm clock.

I intend to replace it with one the same as soon as I can get one that some moron on ebay isn't bidding too much for.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

They halved my monthly tariff instead of an upgrade.
I get a reasonable rate now.


Alt reply: YOU'RE a big piece of shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

mine is cheap as hell
hence why I got a shit handset to go with it.

*sobs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

they should put that on the iPhone advert
everyone would buy one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Tramp fight? There's an app for that.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Haha you're on form today, young sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

One tries old chap,
one tries.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)