id like to slap you in the face with a salmon

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Just for the halibut

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

id also have accepted
Just for the hake of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

for cod's sake
i've haddock about enough of this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I think our fish theme may be floundering
how do swipe?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

bit pissed and tearful
work stuff (my best friend left today on no notice whatsoever and i am worried about her and what will become of me all alone). but apart from that can't complain. you??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

bit pissed but generally okay
did she go to another firm or did she just jack in the whole law thing?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)

i don't know yet
all confidential and shit. gaaaaah!

how come you are pissed, where have you been?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Nowhere further than my couch
but I'm on my third martini and consequently bit twisted.

Was there not gossip about this in advance?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)

yeah
but... you know. it's still a huge shock. it is exactly like your best friend leaving school!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)

She can't talk to you about it on a friend-to-friend basis?
That would sucks balls. On the other hand, mtfu and all that, you'll be partner (if you're not already) in no time. Why? Cuz yr fkn awesome, thasswhy!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

awww
why did i only just see this??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Because you have foolishly put your faith in rational people
and not some random on the internet. Tonight sleep, tomorrow the world!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:39, Reply)

What fish theme?
Why has noone answered the main Q?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)

speaking for myself
i am not sure i could name more than one song between the two of them. and that was the vitalite advert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)

Um, Swipey?
The main Q is whether you would rather be a sardine or a banana.

WHICH IS IT?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)

as i do not smell of fish
it will have to be a banana
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:59, Reply)

No, it's which would you rather be, not which do you most smell like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)

Dammit woman
the main question: banana or sardine? I'm guessing baguette.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)

you can't do that
when battered and al aren't here to propagate the myth!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:59, Reply)

yeah
my heart wasn't really in it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)