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What would you rather be, a banana or a sardine?Alt Q- Chubby Checker or Desmond Dekker?
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id like to slap you in the face with a salmon(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:48,
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id also have acceptedJust for the hake of it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:59,
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for cod's sakei've haddock about enough of this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:18,
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bit pissed and tearfulwork stuff (my best friend left today on no notice whatsoever and i am worried about her and what will become of me all alone). but apart from that can't complain. you??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:32,
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bit pissed but generally okaydid she go to another firm or did she just jack in the whole law thing?
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i don't know yetall confidential and shit. gaaaaah!
how come you are pissed, where have you been?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:47,
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Nowhere further than my couchbut I'm on my third martini and consequently bit twisted.
Was there not gossip about this in advance?
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yeahbut... you know. it's still a huge shock. it is exactly like your best friend leaving school!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:56,
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She can't talk to you about it on a friend-to-friend basis?That would sucks balls. On the other hand, mtfu and all that, you'll be partner (if you're not already) in no time. Why? Cuz yr fkn awesome, thasswhy!
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Because you have foolishly put your faith in rational peopleand not some random on the internet. Tonight sleep, tomorrow the world!
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speaking for myselfi am not sure i could name more than one song between the two of them. and that was the vitalite advert.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:52,
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Um, Swipey?The main Q is whether you would rather be a sardine or a banana.
WHICH IS IT?
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as i do not smell of fishit will have to be a banana
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:59,
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No, it's which would you rather be, not which do you most smell like.(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Dammit womanthe main question: banana or sardine? I'm guessing baguette.
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you can't do thatwhen battered and al aren't here to propagate the myth!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:59,
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Desmond Dekker for Israelitesbut Chubby Checker for making Monty come over all 'Moaty'.
I'm torn.
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OoooooooooohCheck out my cool halloween name. I came up with it all by myself.
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djtrialprice, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:38,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Price
He did not come up with it either.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:43,
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Get a goal past Spain, did we?You pissed again?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:46,
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yeah, we put 2 past the world championsOf course, they're no Montenegro though.
(yes one of our goals was an og, it still counts)
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djtrialprice, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:48,
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ah graciastoo cultured for me, v clever.
i don't believe him anyway (i don't believe anything men say ever after the most recent disaster!)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:46,
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The BBC have interrupted our viewing to show some men with chisels.Fuck all is happening here.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:48,
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you have made me shudderby talking about bert's cellar. can you imagine the horrors?
mind you, better than a fishing trip!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:51,
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I reckon he's more a Flowers in the Attic man than a cellar man.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:52,
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that's very sexist of youMs Swipe. Women are just as bad.
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djtrialprice, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:52,
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It's not men or women.It's just people.
Some people lie, some people tell the truth, some people change their minds and don't mean no 'arm, Guv'nor.
I suffered for changing my mind this morning when the Greek staked out my house and followed me in a blacked-out truck wearing a balaclava*
*Contains total untruths
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:54,
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it's this particular personhe turned out to be a bit of a twat - not a complete cunt, that at least would have been interesting - just a bit of a twat. therefore i now must hate ALL MEN. ALL OF THEM.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:58,
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Well it's a good job I didn't take that attitude after the Greekor I'd have euthanised all men by now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:03,
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Well that's like some random man judging you by the behaviour ofmy mate's girlfriend, who once kicked him in the nuts for not having a hairdryer in his flat.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05,
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that does sound a bit irrationali could have understood it if he had failed to buy diet coke or vodka.
ok not ALL men. just the wrong'uns.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:06,
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oh yeahwomen are fine. i'm being v tongue in cheek really, there is just one particular loser that i would like to slap, and slap good!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:09,
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I prefer regaling people with humorous tales of disasterthan wasting my time wanting to slap anyone.
I see all wankers as providers of material.
Apart from the BLIND BITCH who refused to give me my booze tonight.
I'd poke her blind eyes right out.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:11,
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that storyand more importantly your and rosie's banter made me proper rofl-copter
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djtrialprice, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:15,
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The family have been ringingand calling me Babyface. Cunts.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:17,
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this is a good attitudei will check out the earlier stuff as it comes recommended!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:16,
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You lying gitYou've been provoking me all night.
Electronically.
They're digging the min
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:41,
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Ooh, I like that.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:54,
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*wriggles**is noble*
*gulps as a warning of noble violence to come*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:57,
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Haha you're totally pissed!"Fur ovah tew handrid and twinty yeeez..."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:01,
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Spike is a fucking legend.The ladies like Spike.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:14,
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Nope.Looked at that for about 20 mins. Still no idea.
Scouse IS a different language.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:26,
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON I JUST FOUND A MATT BELLAMY FANFIC COMIC ARRRGHHHHHHH(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:49,
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there are more tuatara videosind funny ecksents on that site btw
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djtrialprice, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:55,
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AAAAAAAAARGHYay shouting is fun. So is it VAAK now? I can't wait to meet you all next Friday.
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djtrialprice, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:53,
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It'd be worse than gettin stung be a wasp on yer bellend or yer mingepiece.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:51,
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I was thinking about "What would you rather bee or a wasp?"and then I thought about Craiiiig Daaaavid on Cha'mon Mofo Selecta.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:04,
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Chubby Checker has a voice that sounds like someone trying to sing and swallow vomit at the same time.(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)
Me too, I really fucking hate that frog-throated fat cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:24,
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Desmond Dekker and the Aces were/are fucking magnificent.Chubby Checker should be sent to a concentration camp.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:45,
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