Did she try and bite your face off again?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

no
I stayed well away. And according to her I wasn't hot anyway.

I resisted the urge to tell her that two separate people had told me that she had a massive downstairs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Like a bungalow
with a loft conversion?? I'm confused
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

a cavernous vagina
to make things clearer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

*was trying to make joke*
fail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

A massive downstairs?
Not a turn of phrase i've ever heard before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

really?
I'm pretty sure Al uses that frequently
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Really.
I've not heard that phrase before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Massive how, like, gaping? Or just it occupies an abnormally large surface area, reaching from bumhole to naval, and encroaching down each thigh?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I reckon gaping
not that I'd go near with a bargepole. Though she'd probably like that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

It's probably the only thing she'd be able to feel

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

yeah
I didn't like her even apart from the facerape and insult
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)