Any of the Bryant & May novels by Christopher Fowler.
Otherwise I shall require slightly more guidance on your tastes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

are you suggesting she reads a box of matches?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Are you suggesting she's allowed matches?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Are you suggesting she has the coordination to be able to strike a match?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I'm suggesting I have some matches
these matches are:
my arse and your face
your mum and my bike
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Sick burn

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Yes, that's precisely what I am doing.
Not some books about geriatric detectives working for the Met's Peculiar Crimes Unit, based in Mornington Crescent.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I love Chuck Palahnuik
and any stories that are fictionalised around real events.

I also love Terry Pratchett and Jeffrey Deaver, although his stories have become a bit predictable now. I'm willing to try any sort of novel though, except for aforementioned sci fi and time travel.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You love Joey Deacon, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I still don't know who this is
save to say he's a belmer, so have the usual retort of I dislike you, etc.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)