Kipper tie?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Worst joke in history.
Demonstrable fact.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

No fucking WAAY, man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Brummois
are not to be laughed at, but destroyed.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I have only recently been introduced to this joke and it has yet to wear off.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

It is my all-time favourite.
Apart from

'Who started the Pedants' Revolt?'

'Which Tyler'

This is the most smartarse joke I have ever heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I think you told me the Noddy Holder one.
My favourite one is the altar boys one I posted a few weeks ago
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

It was indeed me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)

I think you can't beat this:
Brevity is... wit.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I think Michael McIntyre should be forced to start every show with that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

forced to start every show with that stabbed to death.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Provided it gets on Youtube I'm happy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

I think he should be forced to start every show
With being beaten to death by brooms. I'm not a fan...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

He's a fucking cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I think it is important that he learns he is not funny before death.
No point in him thinking he is dying a martyrs death.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I don't get it

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)

There is slightly more to it than the punchline alone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

So tell me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:05, Reply)

It's set in 1974:
Noddy Holder of Slade is shopping in a trendy boutique. He tries on a pair of gold lame loon pants, and is admiring them in the mirror when the assistant asks if he'd like to try on a silver shirt too, which he does, and that looks fantastic too.

The outfit's really taking shape. Then the assistant says "would sir like a kipper tie?"

"Not 'alf, I'm parched. Milk and two sugars, please"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Pfft.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)