I'm staying neutral
I am far too suave to get involved.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You can't be neutral - you're one of the horses!
Buffoon.

Anyway there's a stray horse on the track (post above) so all bets are off and I get to play with my toy hovercraft for a bit longer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

But if I try and cajole people to contribute to my thread, I will look like a feckless bellend and lose face
Yagetmeh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Are you not, then, a feckless bellend?
I was once described as a frolicking retard, so there's no shame in it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Do I look like a feckless bellend?
Or more like a devilishly handsome ex-catalogue model?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

What are asking me for?
I've never seen you. Not knowingly anyway.

I expect that you carry about you an aura (pronounced OHHHAUUUURA) of Feckless Bellend, which wafts behind you like a cheap pickled egg.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I look like a devlishly handsome ex-cataloge model.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

The fat bloke in the 1973 Scalextric Catalogue, then.
I have time at large in Leeds on Friday morning.

Should I look for somewhere that offers pub quizzes?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

YES

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)