Asian gambling syndicates
Have BIG money on which of the two threads below will get the highest post-count on this fine Wednesday evening.

Bets close at 23.00.

Roota has taken a storming lead but I expect Plumdozer to make a strong later recovery.

Punters - waste your time on the threads below. Please note that this announcement is strictly for my own amusement. Any winners might possibly receive a toy hovercraft.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:57, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm rootin' for Roota

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Woo!
You'll get a council house when I'm elected.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

oh my
And dolla for my brood?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Of course

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

This is a serious race
For a toy hovercraft of my choice.

I'll just sit back and adjudicate.

GO GO GO.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

ad +e udic +acul

COMPLEX STRIKETHROUGH IS COMPLEX
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I do that anyway

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

no
can't work that one out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

ejaculate

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

i can't

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I'm staying neutral
I am far too suave to get involved.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

You can't be neutral - you're one of the horses!
Buffoon.

Anyway there's a stray horse on the track (post above) so all bets are off and I get to play with my toy hovercraft for a bit longer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

But if I try and cajole people to contribute to my thread, I will look like a feckless bellend and lose face
Yagetmeh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Are you not, then, a feckless bellend?
I was once described as a frolicking retard, so there's no shame in it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Do I look like a feckless bellend?
Or more like a devilishly handsome ex-catalogue model?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

What are asking me for?
I've never seen you. Not knowingly anyway.

I expect that you carry about you an aura (pronounced OHHHAUUUURA) of Feckless Bellend, which wafts behind you like a cheap pickled egg.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I look like a devlishly handsome ex-cataloge model.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

The fat bloke in the 1973 Scalextric Catalogue, then.
I have time at large in Leeds on Friday morning.

Should I look for somewhere that offers pub quizzes?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

YES

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)