Yes let's threadjack!
Three of my pole girls are deliberately flouting my Halloween rules and dressing as bunnies.

What is the worst costume you've ever seen? When I was in a pub a couple of years ago on Halloween some kids came in wearing binliners and those rubbish 50p plastic masks. They had a tupperware box that they were taking round and saying 'Trick or Treat' for money. What surprised me most was that there was dickloads of money in the sodding box! Little shits.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:07, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In Liverpool we had scally kids come round with a shit 'Guy'
In mid October! And they were asking for a "Quid for the guy". Fucking inflation...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

With kids now though
instead of 'TPing your house' they'll probably set fire to your car.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Tru tru
The little shits.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Did they ever have Mischief Night around your way?
The stupid little village idiots did it where I used to live, they did stuff like spraying silly string on your house, spraying shaving mousse under your car door handles and even putting black electrical tape on registration numbers so that Ls would be Es and stuff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

No
And it sounds like a wanky version of Devil's Night from The Crow.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

yeah pretty much
it was annoying, I got the shaving foam under the car door thing and they put washing up liquid over the ends of my windscreen washer caps so it was foamy for a while.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Haha
That's a great idea, I might do that. Sounds cheap and easy (the binliners, not the bunnies)

The worst costume I've seen was in Carnival in Tenerife. We were teenagers and trying to be sexy (we were very, very bad girls). One of our friends kept saying she had the best dress ever, and it was a surprise, and we were all expecting something very cheeky. Then she appeared dressed as Donald Duck. A full, massive duck, you know, like a mascott dress, you could only see her eyes, and she was a meter taller than anyone else. It was really weird and she could barely moved. The Carnaval in Tenerife is similar to Brazil's and you won't see anyone wearing that.

She couldn't see and walk properly, so ended up falling on a pool of pee, and crying because her great dress was ruined and went back home. Poor girl.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

the bunnies will no doubt be cheap and easy as well!
haha poor girl, it's like in Mean Girls when she goes to Halloween dressed as a zombie and everyone else is wearing really slutty stuff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Well, she knew
We'd been telling her we were going to wear very slutty devil dresses, red and very sort, showing almost everything, not a lot left for imagination. And she comes as Donald Duck. We pissed ourselves laughing. I know it's wrong, but...

I don't feel like going as a bunny... I'm not so proud of my body. I want something big and not tight, so the binlinen sounds good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

My entire lower half is going to be covered in pink fluff so I won't be looking particularly sexy either!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Yeah, I need something like that
I'm going to dig out something. Luckily Mark is on his stag do that weekend, so I should have time to go shopping and find something to wear.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I once saw some daft bint in a corset!
Can you believe it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

you were probably hallucinating from all the MASSIVE DRUGS

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Halloween is just an excuse for unimaginative girls to dress extra slutty
Best time of the year!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Meh
I usually put quite a lot of effort in to my hallowe'en costumes, whilst at the same time being much more daring than I normally would. Fun times :)
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

me too
although I steer clear of costumes from Ann Summers, bleurgh. Slutty police women and army girls are horrible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

horrible Nice to look at on the right person, but a sure sign that there's not much going on upstairs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

but you can tell what's going on downstairs
because it's on fucking display
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)