Ah, my luminous stage...
What Monty so kindly refers to as my "demented clown" hair and Crow slighlty more nicely as my "Sunburst" hair (He took one look at me and said he had a guitar with that colouration. It was white at the roots and a dirty brown-orange at the ends, with various colours in between)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It was fucking horrible.
As your friend and elder, I feel I am allowed to say this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I liked how it showed up in pictures as highlighter orange though

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

It was an interesting look
sadly my hair reacts badly to most hair dyes - when I dyed it blonde it went orange, brown it went orange, red it went purple, purple it went sort of a red-black, etc etc... so if I get it done I go to the salon now. However it costs about £70 so I haven't bothered for a long while!
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I've been yellow, orange, very black, dark brown, sort of reddish brown, purple, and hyena coloured.
I liked the black/dark brown best.

My mother has forbidden me from dyeing my hair myself, so I have to wait to go home... Bleh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

More accurately, I had once lusted after a guitar with such coloration
You're lucky I didn't stick a metal truss up your arse and try to tense four strings across you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Who knows?
She might have liked it.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

hahaha basspiss

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

LESS OF THAT
I don't know what effect urine might have on the varnish, and quite frankly I don't want to find out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Yet you shove the neck freely into your quivering anus with no thought of consequence for the varnish?
Double standards, Crowley. For shame.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Female urine
has famously corrosive effects on a lot of things. On the other hand, I at least know that pugwash wipes straight off.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I'm sad you didn't.
I would have loved it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Perhaps if you ask nicely next friday...?

(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

It could very well be a new avenue (fnar fnar)
for her infamous anal porn series.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

If you do it with six strings Monty can sling me across his knee and play me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

You have two legs
I might well go for the horribly vulgar double-necked guitar approach so we can both have a good twang on you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

pfft
if anyone is playing a woman like a guitar around here it will be me!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)