What do you actually do for a living, Monty?
I've never known, and I have a feeling it might be something much less rock'n'roll than I expect. As far as I know "grammar pedant" doesn't pay well, unless you get on Dictionary corner on Countdown
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I run an online and catalogue retail operation.
It's about as rock'n'roll as a weekend barge trip on the Norfolk Broads with John Major.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Selling what in particular?
Swan Pot Noodle?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

It's kind of like Pikea but at five times the price.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

John Major is a thoroughly nice chap
Based on my fleeting encounter with him at Trent Bridge cricket ground when I was 16. And boating on the Norfolk Broads is lovely.

Although I will admit neither is remotely rock'n'roll. Who do you work for? I might order all my Christmas gifts from you, assuming you'll do me a colossal discount.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

You manage to make meeting John Major
sound like a cottaging yarn.

And I'm not fucking telling you who I work for - I'm not wholly deranged, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

a colossal discount
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

hehe
coffeelol
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

He spends his life driven by an unknown force to change history for the better.
His only guide on this journey is Al (thegeordie), an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Monty can see and hear. And so Doctor Boyce finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home…”

“Oh boy…”
( Peej, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

That show messed with my head
As a youngster I would get anxious imagining what the hell I would do if I somehow suddenly became someone else.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Say "oh boy"
then piss about talking to a hologram and confusing the locals then just before you leap find out what you had to do all along?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Al was useless
He'd just doss about chomping a cigar and smacking Ziggy so it would make a funny noise.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

What is with the name 'Al' and being useless?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)