Not bad thanks. Have got over my bout of manflu and peculiar stomach cramps
And have been invited to play the gig mentioned above. On the downside, my friends are being crap regarding drinks this evening so now I'm weighing up the relative merits of drinking in South Ken against going to see my friend's band in Streatham.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They've all realised you're a bumder, and without the bumderbuffer of T___ nothting will stop you pouncing and shoving your cock down their throats.
Or maybe not.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Well, it doesn't help my reputation
that said friend's band is called "Todger."

No, they've all got excuses. Seems they all gather for a pint when I'm not around, and as soon as I come back they scarper.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I think they're trying to tell you something.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'd prefer if they could at least be honest
and say "look, we're all afraid you're going to bum us silly."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)