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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My QOTW answer just got newslettered again
So I am feeling very pleased with myself.

What minor and inconsequential achievements have made you feel good lately?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:41, 99 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Check out the top of the popular page
I'll have my croissant to go please
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
There's a B3ta dictionary somewhere isn't there?
'Epic Bertdown' should be all up in that muthafucka.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
It's about 95% spam now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I have achieved TWO TICKETS TO SEE ROKY ERICKSON IN DECEMBER
This is neither minor nor inconsequential to me, though.

I am beside myself with joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
That's a fucking good bit of QOTWing by the way.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
you're an oxymoron.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I'm an enigma.
My coat smells of Tayyabs, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Wrapped in a naan

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Hello there.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Why hello
Fancy seeing you here
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
What are the chances of that, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I know!
What a small world.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
editing cow

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Oi,
I was trying to be nice to you
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
It doesn't even make sense you can't wrap things in poppadoms
they'll break, my god it is possibly the worst post ever made on the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
You're making things up.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I dislike you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Oh god salad naan
-throws up on a bus, on a church, and in a bath-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
When I were a lad
At school, if someone smelled of curry, they got builled.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I just nicked their butty box.
*loves curry*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I love curry too.
Hot, spicy curry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)
racismlolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Thanks
However its a bit of a QOTW fail as its all true and I contains no autisms.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
You want to be careful you don't end up in The Archive
under "Man tells story which is actually entertaining to read."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
I was in the archive for taking the piss
I think they thought I was serious and put me in the drugs bores. Then I was removed. I think I'm more upset about being removed than included in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I had a "house special" for lunch.
it was nice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
From where?
Or do you mean you had lunch at home: a 'Pot Noodle and sammich Classic Combo'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I think it's a euphemism for a wank.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Local posh greasy spoon
it's basically spiced crispy chicken and lettuce and raita(sp?)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
That sounds fucking alright.
Spelling of raita correct, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
£3 as well
fuck you london prices, fuck you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Just a handfull of Vicodin then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
That deserves more recognition as it is funny

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
well, my hair looks fucking awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
I like that, it's similar to how I want mine to look.

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I want mine to look like Katy Perry-IKAG era.
Also, MAXIIIIIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Hello, Lampito
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
See below. I'm a bit moody, but nothing a bit of a fume can't sort out.
You feeling ok bbz?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Not good :( *hugs and teas and ginger nuts and stuff*
I'm feeling better today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
That's excellent news
I ate all my ginger nuts earlier this week :( I bought them along with chocolate milk in a hangover enduced haze.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Bah :( netto are good for biscuits and things
How's uni going?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Live next to a Morrisons and a pound shop. Score.
Uni is boring and I don't want to work hard but I have to so I will do. How's the rugby?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Stick with it :)
Rugby is painful but fun and it's doing wonders for my figure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
So you now look like an emo?
Who is that btw. I recognize her.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

an emo Genesis P Orridge


*fucking legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
He's got boob implants now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I really admire him,
even though he scares the shit out of me. He fucking means it, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
um....no
I had that hair cut before all of this emo crap
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
it's more like
this right now, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I remember now.
She was in that lesbian series in the USA.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
I'm in love with her
so much so, I got a tattoo like hers
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Nice.
I am not being sarcastic by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
I like it
goes with your face shape
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
That's not you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
creeper

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Worryingly
That is pretty much how my hair was before I had it cut last week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Roota's going to be furious when she finds out that that other people have been getting tonsorial related compliments as well.

(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
I won poker last night.
Am off to get smashed shortly and can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
That was a good answer
Some feller 'phoned me up and asked me to play at a gig with him next Saturday. This makes me feel validated.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
validated ON TEH INTERNETZ

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
ON TEH PHONE
more precisely. But that will do for me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Next time bring your guitar to my house.
We love a bit of live music at bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Perhaps I'll bring the resonator
and play a bit of slide guitar with the neck from one of the bottles of BK's alcohol-free beer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
He's never going to live that down.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
ever tried to play slide with a bottle?
nigh on impossible
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)
I've had a lot hits on this article;
tinyurl.com/33afn7c
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Not from me you haven't

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
for the last time
I'm not signing up to your gay bondage dating site.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Listen
If I want to 'meet hot guys in my area' I'll go down the Joiners on Hackney Rd. It's got a rainbow flag outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Opposite.
I got bailed on for lunch, and I was WELL looking forward to sushi.

I've had a bad run of things though. SHIT SHOULD GET BETTER. I'm seeing an excellent band in a couple of weeks and BASH should be excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I firmly agree
things can and will get better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Brian Cox said so, and he's a clever sort of chap these days.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
-puts on D-Ream-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Is that a Coxpiss?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
I think it might just be.
How goes it, Crowdelio?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Not bad thanks. Have got over my bout of manflu and peculiar stomach cramps
And have been invited to play the gig mentioned above. On the downside, my friends are being crap regarding drinks this evening so now I'm weighing up the relative merits of drinking in South Ken against going to see my friend's band in Streatham.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
They've all realised you're a bumder, and without the bumderbuffer of T___ nothting will stop you pouncing and shoving your cock down their throats.
Or maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Well, it doesn't help my reputation
that said friend's band is called "Todger."

No, they've all got excuses. Seems they all gather for a pint when I'm not around, and as soon as I come back they scarper.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I think they're trying to tell you something.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I'd prefer if they could at least be honest
and say "look, we're all afraid you're going to bum us silly."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
God, I could do with some sushi, I'm so hungry.
Also: ONE WEEK TIL BASH
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I'm a little peckish. I was really REALLY looking forward to it. It was healthyish as well!
Oh god. Not you. Never you. Urgh get out of my house!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Yeah bitch its me.
Ready to even the playing field after the bath affair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Don't crap in my boiler, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I'll try not to
But I can't promise anything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
-narrows eyes-
I'll be watching you like a hawk. Provided I'm not vomiting into my own bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)
It's going to be a fun night
Apple hogging the boiler, you the bath, looks like I'll have to settle for the relatively innocuous sink
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Not if Kitty gets there first.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Kitty can have the washing machine
She'll be too fat to get upstairs
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I got the subject lols for the newsletter; "Claire Rayner; now with wings!"
I have been attempting this for years
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Woo! and rightly so.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Cheers
I thought one of the jokes about the Chillean miners would get it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I made this the other day, but missed an opportunity to post it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Hahahah inspired.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Curses! Pimpin' just became somewhat more difficult.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

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