Best pooh revenge I ever did was at boarding school
One of the sixth formers kept nicking money off me so I retrieved a fresh log from the toilet and put bits in his margarine and jams and just mashed them all up to you couldn't really tell and left it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That was their first mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

pfft!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I know, margarine is fucking disgusting...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

At uni someone planted a tree in one of the hall toilets
Thus making the term "retrieve a log" biologically possible. I should imagine bark in your jam wouldn't be too bad
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I don't get it?
but I am off now so it can remain a mystery. Have a good weekend Mr Boyce.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Will do, chutney, will do.
Don't forget to wear your gayest shoes!!!!!111!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You were a "shit masher" at boarding school?
i'm sure you've left all that behind you now
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

ha ha ha ha ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)