Oh, a very long time ago.
Probably towards the dick on my course who pretends to be "ill", drinks vodka in lessons and tells everyone about it and fucks 15 year olds. He didn't revise for a test, said "I'm going to complain to the course coordinator, this is not fair, it was too much to learn" so I yelled at him for about 10 minutes about how everyone else had revised and he shouldn't get special treatment for being a flapping douchebag.

He was a little shocked. I'm scary when angry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

angry pissed right up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

That too.
You really should have seen me later on on my birthday. Or not. I would have tried to make out with you and everyone I saw.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Damn. Should definitely have hung about for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I made out with my gay best friend as a present
I can't believe I'd forgotten that. It's something I've wanted for ages and I just don't remember it :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

This reminds me of something that happened in first year
to clarify accidentally made out with a gay guy who got hard
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

hahaha amazing

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I was hugely amused

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Clearly you're attractive to both sexes irrespective of their sexuality.
I think you should be more proud than amused.
(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I was amused
because he is very gay, and was a bit horrified the next morning when he remembered.

I think it was less my intrinsic attractiveness and more the fact that we were both drunk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

We're going to have to spike all her drinks with water at the bash.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

If you get drunk you will punch me
then Applebite and Kitty will blame me for it with their mental logic.
Then I'll have to glass you all.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No , you've had your allocation of punch.
Unless you say something nasty to me again. Which to be honest is a given...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I'll just stand in the background, watching and laughing into my Pot Noodle sammich.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I'm going to try and meet kitty on the train down,
if she says sammich I'm going to sit in a seperate carridge.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

are you going to sit in the same carriage though?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

What does he mean, here?
I think it must be WoW slang.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

it is beyond my ability to decipher

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

That's because you're an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Are you coming into town in this 'carridge' of yours, this evening?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Nah I've given up that idea,
I'm just going to stay in and watch TV alone while stuffing curry in my mouth with my hands.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I have to say, that's something beyond my current technological abilities.
(the TV, not the curry bit)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yes, he's dining at Clarriages.

(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Very good punnery

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Hahaha and barbituates.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I wish I could do this with impunity

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

DO IT.
It'll make him feel better.

Who gets with 15 year olds anyway?
...shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Haha I meant
I wish I could pretend to be ill, drink vodka in tutorials and confront college when I've done no work for an exam.

No fucking fifteen year olds though thanks. I've already had a massive attack of guilt for kissing a fresher a few days ago
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

you kissed a fresher?
hahahhaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I know
bloody eighteen year olds. She looked older than me though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Oh.
No, don't do that. That'd be twattish. Do not approve.

Fucking freshers would be awesome. Fresh meat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:11, Reply)

It might be twattish
but I currently don't even take what I'm entitled to in terms of college help.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)