if my friend hurries up i will be testing your theory
if she doesn't tell me where the hell we are going/where i need to be in the next 10 mins, i am going to the gym and then straight back onto the sofa. grrrr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Go for a jog round Hyde Park
That will work A TREAT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

bugger me i just googled it
it's in bloody sussex. SUSSEX.

what was she thinking??

jogging in public, are you mad, there's PEOPLE in hyde park, man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You off to Sussex then?
And yeah, jogging in public.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

well it would seem so
i thought we were going to either richmond park or kew gardens, but it seems we are going to the kew gardens country estate. which is in sussex. i should have googled this when it got suggested instead of being busy at work and auto-texting "sure looks lovely".

no. there are often army guys exercising in hyde park, i don't want to frighten them by looking worse than any horrors of war.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

A good point well made.
They have no doubt seen and done things that would chill the very marrow in your bones.

You don't want to make it exponentially worse with your gruesome and shambolic appearance, they've suffered enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

such rudeness
from one who is usually so quick to proclaim my awesome hotness has actually made my mouth fall open.

you suck!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You know I dig you really Swipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

i know
you were just pulling my ponytail in a vain bid to capture my attention. now get back in the queue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

*lines up*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

no, not there
riiiight at the back, behind edmund and john major.

ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

That's harsh 'Swipe, real harsh.
We are OVER.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

we both know
you don't mean that, not even whilst typing it did you mean that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

WE ARE THROUGH.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

then stop masturbating frenetically and sweatily
over the fact that i am bothering to reply to you. go on, try and stop.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

*zips up fly*
Done. You ain't all that you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I know that
it's YOU who doesn't!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Stop sex pesting me please.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

stop posting your breathy fantasies on here
it's never going to happen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Sex pest.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

move this downstairs now
the silly right hand sided font is irritating
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)