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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good Morning !
What a lovely day it is today, today's the sort of day that signifies the end of an awesome week and the start of an even better one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 9:55, 237 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I think I like this new 'full of the joys of spring' Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)
It's quite good really, I'm totally subscribing to the Linthord Cristy school of thought; P.M.A.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)
There was some campaign he ran in the early 90s called "PMA.... Posative. Mental. Attitude".
Basiclly, only reason sometimes things are shit is 'cus you reckon they're shit, rather than them actually being shit. Or maybe sometimes it's both. But whatever it is, you can turn it around, at least eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)
You're one in a million, Gonz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Shots of Tequilla are more trouble than they're worth.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
we'll see
i'm taking a bit of a hangover on a very long walk, and it's cold.

but i might cheer up when we get there!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
You'll shake it off in no time.
That's the one thing cold days are excellent for- hangovers are defeated by cold.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
aren't they even better defeated
by sitting in front of the fire with chocolate and maybe moar booze?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
I have some chooclate port in the kitchen.
That would be lovely to sip on in front of a roaring fire kipt up on a nice couch in an extra fluffly dressing gown and a good book; while it's snowing outside and the thames is freezing up a little and you can see all the christmas lights on the trees outside the nice resturants.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)
you should bring it round here
i have the fire, the couch, the sexy sexy fluffy pink dressing gown that you can borrow, millions of books. i can't control the snow (yet, my child, yet), but everyone in the block puts up christmas lights and the nice restaurants on high st ken. however the thames hasn't frozen for about 100 years. you're on a sticky wicket with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Deffo up for that !
I'll cook something if you fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
it was the thought of getting to wear my fluffy pink dressing gown
that did it for you, wasn't it?

i have matching fluffy pink tote socks too if that really does it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
Is it Morgan brand?
I like Morgan branded stuff.

I could totally be the male Nigella Lawson, is there a tiny deli type place near you that sales nuts that taste and look exactly like cashews but have a weird name and they cost a quid each?

We could attempt to roast chestnuts on the fire, I've tried to do that a few times and normally out of the entire bag of tin-foil filled with chestnuts, only 3 are edable.

Have you seen that Love Actually film? 'cus if not, don't watch it, don't wanna give off my best stolen smooth moves.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
That's one way, but cold days really do help.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
if my friend hurries up i will be testing your theory
if she doesn't tell me where the hell we are going/where i need to be in the next 10 mins, i am going to the gym and then straight back onto the sofa. grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Go for a jog round Hyde Park
That will work A TREAT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
bugger me i just googled it
it's in bloody sussex. SUSSEX.

what was she thinking??

jogging in public, are you mad, there's PEOPLE in hyde park, man.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)
You off to Sussex then?
And yeah, jogging in public.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
well it would seem so
i thought we were going to either richmond park or kew gardens, but it seems we are going to the kew gardens country estate. which is in sussex. i should have googled this when it got suggested instead of being busy at work and auto-texting "sure looks lovely".

no. there are often army guys exercising in hyde park, i don't want to frighten them by looking worse than any horrors of war.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
A good point well made.
They have no doubt seen and done things that would chill the very marrow in your bones.

You don't want to make it exponentially worse with your gruesome and shambolic appearance, they've suffered enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
such rudeness
from one who is usually so quick to proclaim my awesome hotness has actually made my mouth fall open.

you suck!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
You know I dig you really Swipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
i know
you were just pulling my ponytail in a vain bid to capture my attention. now get back in the queue.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
*lines up*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
no, not there
riiiight at the back, behind edmund and john major.

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
That's harsh 'Swipe, real harsh.
We are OVER.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)
we both know
you don't mean that, not even whilst typing it did you mean that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
WE ARE THROUGH.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
then stop masturbating frenetically and sweatily
over the fact that i am bothering to reply to you. go on, try and stop.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
*zips up fly*
Done. You ain't all that you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
I know that
it's YOU who doesn't!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Stop sex pesting me please.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
stop posting your breathy fantasies on here
it's never going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Sex pest.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
move this downstairs now
the silly right hand sided font is irritating
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
FOOD BASTARDS OF THE WEEKEND
I need answers.

I know very little about food. Off the cuff I bought a chicken to roast this afternoon. I realised today that I have no stuffing.

What is the point of stuffing? Do I need it? If I do need it, what is the cheapest stuffing to create?

Thanks in advance, now fuck off and enjoy what's left of your pitiful weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
hi bert
paxo
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Do not accuse me of being Bert
I am TDW, The Dirty Weeker, Finn McCool and whenanimalsattackhumans

all rolled into one. Please give me some answers, I need to cook chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)
meh
it's an auto-complete whenever anyone is rude. oh wait.

hello tdw. that's better. i'm vegetarian, i'm useless. er. stick in the oven, then stick the potatoes in after a bit, then the veg on the hob i think. paxo and gravy in the microwave or something?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I will try that .... unless someone else can help further
(Sorry was trying to be all Charlie Brooker hilarious)
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)
unfortunately
bert has overruled it. but you just said sorry. so your "dirtyweeker not bert" story checks out.

i think.

i've been wrong before.

*narrowed eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
*acts like a cunt*
*flounces*
*returns*
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)
hahahaha
i believe you.

99%.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)
There is no point in stuffing.
Just roast the bastard. Or cut a lemon and whole bulb of garlic in half and stick it all up its backside. If you do stuff it, only fill the bottom half of the cavity, don't stuff it full of stuffing else it'll take forever to cook properly.
Edit: if in doubt, ask Delia: www.deliaonline.com/how-to-cook/chicken-and-other-poultry/how-to-roast-chicken.html
I don't put stuffing inside the bird anyway, it goes too squishy. Make balls out of it and stick them on a baking tray until they go cripsy at the edges.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
i seem to have arrived home
with monster munch and houmous last night. must have stopped at 24 hour shop.

I BLAME YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I accept the blame gracefully.
Did you wake up honking of garlic with your teeth stuck together?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
oh no i didn't eat them
that would have been far too logical.

no, i just went to bed and left them on the counter as a present to myself in the morning. fortunately i did have the foresight to put the houmous in the fridge, so all good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Drunken Rachel is foresightful Rachel.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)
if only this were always true

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Thanks to you Noel
not sure about that bacon trick though...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Bacon on top of chicken is the best way
It gets brilliantly crispy.
Just a quick warning: if you do the bacon trick, the surface meat will look pink, it will be cooked, this is just due to the bacon. It's the stuff in the thighs you have to check
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)
My flatmates woke me up early this morning by having an argument outside my door
Not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)
My landlady woke me up early this morning by getting up and cooking at half-seven
as she does every week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)
I'll try and get back to sleep
but thirst might keep me up.

At least I didn't tear my nose out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
I put ear plugs in and tried to get back to sleep
but morning brain was faaaaar too busy for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)
that's really annoying, you should bitch-slap them this morning
but beat this. i have a 2 bed flat and from time to time i've had various friends living here when they've needed it. i only found out on fri night that one of them used newspaper on her bedroom carpet as a toilet when i was washing my hair and she couldn't have the bathroom for 5 mins. now is it me or is that the most disgusting barbaric animalistic abuse of someone giving you a rent-free room for a year you've ever heard?????? i am still fuming. i am tempted to post it on fucking facebook!!! and to buy a new carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)
That is vile. Disgusting, revolting, everything horrible.
You should get a new carpet and get her to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
i know, right?
it is not often something really shocks me, but... the thought of shitting on someone else's bedroom floor has horrified me!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Either that or the kitchen sink.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)
she could have waited 5 bloody minutes
apparently it was my fault for taking too long to wash my hair.

oh right. sorry that i like to be clean, you dirty welsh bitch!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)
It's only a bit of piss.
What would you do if you absolutely had to go and didn't know how long it would be until you could get to a toilet? Edit: Oh, it was a shit. Erm. OK not sure how I feel about this now. Edit: actually, that's better. No chance of the shit getting onto the carpet, the newspaper would have done a good job of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
it's fucking rancid
that's how you feel about it! also... i was only washing my hair, who the hell can't wait 5 minutes?? no no, i am totally and utterly revolted!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Maybe she'd had a curry.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
It's funny though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
no it isn't!
i could have charged her a grand a month for that room, and she got it for free. and this is how she repays me??? also... the mutual friend who told me.... didn't know what she did with it after that. so she probably stuffed it in my kitchen bin.

dirty dirty bitch!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
If I was in dire circamastances about that sort of thing, whatever solution I choose, I'd make damn well sure nobody else knows about it.
Did she just leave it there to discover or something?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I don't understand why her old roomie told her this story
unless she was just trying to revolt and freak her out.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)
in a brief nutshell
3 of us were good mates from work. when she got a new job and needed to be in central london rather than where she lived, i offered her my spare room. then last november we had a bit of a row and haven't spoken since. i was out with the mutual friend on fri, and she/her boyfriend decided to tell me! cue ragerageragerage.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Second hand like that
could just be winding you up/ leaving out vital details I guess for the sake of a good story
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)
i would like to think this
but the girl in question... she grew up on a farm and is very practical, i guess she didn't see anything wrong with it. she knew enough not to tell me about it though! christ, i won't even share the same pot of houmous with someone if they double dip, never mind THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)
it is disgusting
however when I think of the situation (and I'm of the same mode of mind as you i.e. never that's disgusting) she must have been truly dying. I can't imagine that she'd do it otherwise, I really can't. So she must have felt actual shame at it which would be why she didn't tell you.

I still can't fathom why the floor though. If the situation was as desperate as all that, why not something better. Even a plastic bag or biscuit tin or something
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)
EXACTLY
mind you, she had to pay for a new bathroom carpet at her parents' house after a similar incident involving food poisoning, so she does have previous form. urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)
bathroom carpet?
Surely that's just asking for trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)
actually i may have exaggerated that
i think it was the bath mat. but still.

fucking incontinent beast.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Yeh', I wouldn't tell anyone, no matter how much I trust them or not.
All blokes have been at a house party or walked home from the pub and taken a sly one down an ally in the back garden. It's almost a right of passage, you and 4 mates standing up against a wall in an ally and having a piss, stepping backwards.

But taking a dump in a bedroom is quite rank, but it was done yonks ago and you didn't realise so I guess it would be no big deal, some people just can't hold it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)
to be fair
if i still liked her, i wouldn't mind as much, i guess.

but in hindsight, she really abused my generosity with the flat, and she turned out to be a massive pain in the arse, therefore the rage!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Yeh', taking a dump in someone's bedroom in dire circamstances doesn't make someone a bitch.
Being a bitch makes someone a bitch though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)
wise words gonz, wise words
but i maintain there is something inherently Wrong with your statement "taking a dump in somebody's bedroom" whichever way you look at it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)
no
she apparently wrapped it in a million newspapers. but there the trail goes cold.

either that or the mutual friend saw my face and realised i was never in a million years going to see any trace of humour in this!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)
I'm pleased you told us
so we can, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)
it's disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
surely even a wastepaper basket would have been a better solution than MY CARPET, however many sheets of paper you put down first!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)
I put broken glasses, crockery and bulbs into newspaper before I put it in the bin.
I think it can cope with a bit of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Ah Noel, you're attempting to apply logic to female rage here :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)
I'm a sucker for punishment.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Hehe!
Oooh, 5 days! I'm mega excited now!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)
*bursts*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Yeah, sorry 'swipe but this is funny as fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)
you
you're on my list
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Is it a long list?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)
I think it's hilarious as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)
you two are both on it
i keel you. i keel you good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)
You couldn't kill anything, let alone a couple of yorkshire dwelling geezers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)
i have sympathy for birdies and fluffy things
you two and that penguinofdeath, a fellow insubordinate... no problem!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Where about in Yorkshire Mr Dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
he can't answer you
as he is pretending to ignore me and that would mean admitting he is still on here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Ahhhh
Oh, Facebook keeps telling me to add you as a friend, so I'd better do as it says.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)
gosh that makes me feel VERY SPECIAL

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
The capitals make me believe you.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
i know
cheap trick, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
VERY!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post915975#post915982
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)
I NOE, RIGHT???

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Aha!
Apparently I suggested that, or so facebook tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)
yes i think you were one of the instigators

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
oh lol.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Is it just me
or do your housemates seem to be getting rattier? Threatening to kill each other, massive arguments etc

On another note last night I dreamed about Kate Moss. I blame Noel's singing thread
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Because it was in a theatre
where I was asked to sing. Genuine horror ensued, before the monsters arrived
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)
A monster musical starring Amberl and Kate Moss?
Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)
I doubt Kate Moss can sing either

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Actually, Kate Moss is an alright singer.
Nothing special mind, but she can hold a tune.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)
don't make me feel even worse haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)
She sang on Primal Scream's cover of Some Velvet Morning.
One of the times I saw them live she was singing with them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)
so
my friend finally texted.

to say "sorry dude am totally hungover, can we just do the dinner part tonight instead". this means i now have no excuse to avoid the gym and work. feck.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)
Sex pest
I moved downstairs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)
oh and there's nothing sex-pest or creepy about that statement
oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
You tell me.
Webstalker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)
you. followed. me.
i rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)
YOU WISH
You internet bully.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)
i've never bullied anyone or anything in my life

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)
Then why start now?
*cowers*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)
don't call me a cow

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)
Ha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)
you are very insubordinate today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Yes I am.
What are you going to do about it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)
you're on the Internet
my options are limited. i can flounce or i can post something rude.

wait there whilst i think about it. given your status on my list of priorities, i'll get back to you in about 10 hours, mmkay?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)
Fair enough.
I'm putting you on ignore anyway.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahaha. sorry, excuse me.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhaa.

AS IF.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)
I am hoping that
tomorrow will be an awesome day. Whether it is, or is not will determine the rest of the week
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
I'm hoping that
I can get enough of my work done to go to Film Society tomorrow (Fargo + Citizen Kane). tbh, being on here probably isn't helping..
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)
If I worked all through today
I could probably justify taking tomorrow off. Since I never work it's not really a problem. Is that the film soc at Magdalen?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)
Aye
They were doing Reservior Dogs last week, never seen it, and really wanted to, but had other stuff on :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Haven't been in a couple of years
it's a bit of a walk. Usually have other stuff on a Sunday night as well. Today apart from going out I'm going to clean my room properly so I don't revolt anyone who visits
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)
will there be any sexy boys
there tonight, or are you holding out for the bash next week?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)
I'm holding out for tomorrow
sexy boy wise. Then if that fails I shall be on the prowl
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)
so who is tomorrow's target
i need details!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)
Facebook can tell you haha
he's my type, dunno about other peoples
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)
i shall try and do some subtle facebook stalkery then
not usually my thing, but i can make an exception to find a sexy boy and pass comment (PRIVATELY, not on your wall or anything!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)
haha look at the top status update
the one with many comments
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Dashing.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)
I'm not very good with people :(
edit: In the romantic sense. I'm good with people otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)
so we are talking W, not C?
he looks a bit like mick jagger back in the 60's in that photo!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
W not C yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
definitely cute
get those glasses steamed up!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Which is why I might pick my outfit tonight
just to be sure. Choice being between nice knit dress, or jeans/low cut top
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
always always jeans and nice top/sexy shoes
it looks as if you've not made a massive effort even when you have!

besides when you are sitting opposite each other, you will be able to see if he is checking out the cleavage.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I hope people don't look at me and think "She's made too much effort"
seeing as I live in dresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
well i guess it depends what you normally wear
i have much skinnier legs and hips and a stupid bust so i usually wear jeans or mini-skirts. if i wore a dress, it would be a huge giveaway! but i think you can never go wrong with jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Stupid as in "Big"?
I'm pretty fat but my lower legs are quite slim. I just prefer wearing dresses. I don't own a pair of jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
aye
there's about 4 dress sizes between my hips and my boobs! so it's difficult to find a dress that isn't either reeeeally slutty on the top or reeeeeally baggy on the bottom.

i think it's v feminine to wear dresses, i am always jealous of girls who look nice in them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I'm impressed. That should be something to be lauded, not disliked.
I'm just quite rounded.

quitevery
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I wish I had slim legs
if I wear black tights and high heels I can get away with the pretence and in some ways I'm blessed with big boobs because they draw the eye away from my fat calfs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)
i don't think i've seen your calves in a shot
and i'm sure they're fine. but IF they aren't, two things. pilates, or just walking up lots of steep hills, and knee-high boots! they are the easiest bit to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
This is Oxford
There are no real hills
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
treadmill hills!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
You are right
sadly the heel came off my gorgeous boots :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
oh no
how distressing! good excuse to buy some moar boots?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I'm finding it really difficult to find any
been searching for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
no, i hate them!
i'd give anything to be flat-chested.

i've seen bash pics. you are nowhere near how you describe yourself, you know!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I sadly am
roll on wage cheques and new noses
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
you really can't say that
now we are real facebook friends, the pics i've seen are gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I can promise
that if I had the money for plastic surgery, I'd get lipo on my legs, and a smaller nose.

V kind of you to say so though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)
i too would love a nose job
and a boob reduction. but i can't quite bring myself to do it. if it went horribly wrong, and these things do, you'd only have yourself to blame!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
you need neither of those things!
And you're right, I'm not sure I could deal with the scarring. Roll on real-life photoshop lol
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
I reckon if I could fix negative female body image I'd be a trillionaire.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
yes
or a man who got laid a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Knitdress.
Though I'm always biased, as I don't like jeans so much. And you can get to the pants easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Dress every time.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
interesting
this lack of dress might explain my track record. sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)
The reason I think dress
is that we're likely to eat beforehand, and every top that isn't neck high looks quite slutty on me. I suppose I could pretend to spill something and then have to go change
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
or...
just look slutty. works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)
This I am tempted by
I shall wardrobe hunt for something sexy/slutty, that still won't offend the college president's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)
i have a scarf of choice for this sort of occasion
(mine is an emerald green cashmere ralph lauren one because it makes my eyes look better. which hopefully distracts from my massive nose and crooked mouth) when talking to the wrong person, the scarf comes down. when talking to the right person, the scarf comes off!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)
^ love this
I also love scarves
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Sure you are.
He wants to get you drunk and give you a good, hard triple word score.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
if that was true
I'd have no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
*hides*

(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)
There won't be any sexy boys at the bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)
aww are you not going now then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Gotta love a bit of Sunday morning pandering.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)
Shameless fishing for compliments there :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
I was going to say
"...just twenty huffing, sweaty geeks surrounded by beautiful ladies" and I woulda done too if I'd known TGB was lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)
there will be 5, no??
monty, you, pjm, bosskeloid, himjim that i can think of!

damn, tgb's answer was so much quicker than mine... *takes notes from the master*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Yeh', I'd bung me in with "super sexy" rather than the "sexy" sex-appeal-plebs too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)
i was just about to ninja-edit that
to say gonz, are you going, in which case...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)
I'm totally all up in that.
It's one stop down on the tube from work and on my way home anyway.

I clock off work at 5 so will grab a bite in Farringdon and make my way down.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Are you going? 'cus if you are, I'd need to get my tux cleaned.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)
no i can't
i was supposed to be sunning myself but couldn't get time off, stupid work. and now my boss isn't coming back from maternity leave, so it's her leaving do that night. plus my work bezzie left on tue, so it's a joint bash for her too. gah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Dayum, maybe you could go to the work's do for a few hours, show your face and all that, then bugger off to our one?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
maybe i could, i have quite a few people i could text
the thing is, the 3 of us are really good mates, so i'll have to stay til the end. i can't believe i am the only 1 left in that office, sad sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Damn =(
You'd hook up with them again at some point or another though, ain't very often a big b3ta meetup goes down.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
i know
i will organise one next year though, i promise.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
EARLY next year, plz.
really don't wanna be waiting around for months.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
prob march?
give people time to get some cash together after christmas!

one of my clients is a big chain of pubs, so i should be able to swing a nice room and some free food.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Coolio =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)
That's why I'm going.
Couldn't miss the opportunity to meet all these London b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)
but you do think
it would be a tiny tiny bit better if i could go, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I'm disappointed you're not going, put it that way.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
yay
that's more than enough validation for me, thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Ditto
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)
yeah but
you just make all the others look bad, it wouldn't have been fair to add you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)
HimJim's in Rome
The utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)
he didn't clear that with me
he is in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)
I no rite.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)
maybe he just couldn't handle the excitement
and needed to chill out somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)
still shocking though

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)
He had a legit reason.
Damned if I can remember what though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Ooh, I'm on a sexy boys list!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)
well you do have this rep
as the male shag-muffin of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This may be my new sig.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)
go on, do it!
bonus points for getting my name in there too. i need to bask in your reflected glory.

didn't realise that was you... you are right, you are always popping up as a friend suggestion. done.

EDIT - WELL DONE. at the next bash, this post entitles the bearer to one free pint of the liquid of their choice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)
Done :)
EDIT: Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I went to bed in Wales, wondering
why I've just woken up in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
You were pretty trashed last night.
You made a right fucking mess of that thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)
am surveying the damage now
but seriously noelie? how did I get to Bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I don't fucking know, I'm not your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)
daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)
urgh
fucking hell, poor noel, don't do this to him!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)
haha right i'm off for a shower
have a good day folks
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)
You were spannered last night.
Properly monged.

Afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)
i was wondering where you were
even talk about massive mammaries and booze didn't seem to flush you out earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I was too busy wanking.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
£2 a pint, £1 a shot.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
You're old enough to know better.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
you were
quite spectacularly twatted on here last night.

rambling on like me, you were.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I just remember being sat in a room of students listening to rap
and being more intereted in b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)
LISTENING TO HIP HOP YOU MEAN
*sighs*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)
BEST MUSIC EVER

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
If you say so Amber.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
you missed an l

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
l

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
ha ha ha ha
We should so start our own rap group.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Yo speak the word brother

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Let's do it.
I'll take the name MC Escher.

Are you going to be Jizzy Jeff?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Afternoon all
I am rather hungover today, after going out for a few beers and coming back for most of a bottle of wine.

A cracking result at the football and a mate's birthday celebrations have left me a bit fragile today. Time for an aspirin and a pint of Fanta, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

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