That makes you nearly the same size as me
haha when I clicked on that page it told me you'd liked it on facebook. But yeah those boots are gorgeous
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I sense a Amberl and Swipe 'shoe swap club' in the offing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

doesn't work like that Jeff
Swipe's are too expensive
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

they weren't when i was a student though
wait til you're a famous lawyer/doctor, then i'll be begging for pics of the inside of your wardrobe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Never mind.
Give to a few years and you'll be earning plenty and able to buy all the shoes you want, whilst Swipe tries to juggle a career, mortgage and loads of kids.

You'll be in the driving seat then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

i don't have a mortgage!
i am way too spoiled for that.

but kids? er, who the hell would i con into impregnating me?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Someone with a shoe fetish?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

like mr blahnik
or mr louboutin, or mr choo?

i think the problem is, they are pretty much exclusively bent!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

So in a perfect world
You'd like to pull a straight cobbler!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

only if he had a decent hammer
and gave it his awl

(see what i did there?)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

You've got me in 'stiches'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

they really are.
it is so much easier if you are a size 5 or below or an 8 and above. 6 or 7, there is nothing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)