*schlurp*
I've got honey and Ribena tea because I'm all out of lemons. What've you got?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:12, 117 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hot lemon squash
wet hair
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Nice to see someone else enjoying hot squash.
Some of my friends think I'm mental.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I have no milk for tea
So I may attempt this hot squash of which you speak.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I quite like it
when my dad came to visit we went to Noodle Nation, and since he was driving he wasn't drinking. After careful thought he ordered orange squash and the waitress looked at him as though he was a mental
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Usually go here before a gig at the Zodiac:
www.redstarnoodlebar.co.uk/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I now have hot fruits of the forest squash
And a cigarette.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Bender.
I put a tea bag in with my squash, two spoons of honey and two paracetamol. Damn cold.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

bender Shag-muffin. Must be true, 'swipey said it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

i did
swipe endorsement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Does hot lemon squash turn you on?
Or have I missed the point, again?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

haha that's pretty disgusting
thank the shower
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

urgh jeff
go back to wanking over the massive mammary thread please!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Admit it.
You laughed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

one corner of my mouth turned up SLIGHTLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Nothing, but I quite want pancakes.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Damn, me too now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Thirded.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

only proper crepe type ones though
with lemon and sugar. none of that american waffly type garbage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Noooo, I want american style. Big and fluffy, with golden syrup.
FAAAAATTTYYYYY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Now now you two, they both have a place in moden society.
Walking around a market or somewhere like camden or covent garden? Lemon and sugar.
Sitting down to eat outside by camden lock on a bench? Banana, Nutella and Hazelnut.
Having breakfast? american style with emintile and ham.
Having brunch with studenty types? Big and fluffy with honey.
Having desert at an american themed place? Deffo big'n'fluffy with golen syrup
Haing dsert in a posh place stuck in a time-warp? Flambe with carmalised banana or pineapple.
In china town with your team at work? Aromantic Duck style.

See, all pancakes have a place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Pancake Day ? Get that lemon-in-a-little-lemon-shaped-bottle and sugar.
But what trumps all these, by such a far far far long shot, is a jewish bubalar, god, imagine little balls of deep fried pancake made using motza meal. To hot to touch at first, then to hot to eat without blowing with your mouth, and then just right, and then cold.

Eaither covered in lemon and sugar, or a sprinkling of salt.

In fact, I think I might make some for the b4sh0rz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

stop it i have to go to the gym
i have got as far as leggings and sports bra. now you are distracting me with this talk of fried sugary goodness. get thee behind me, satan.

because, you know. i was going to put something else here, but decided it was too crude for a sunday. so. i look better from that angle.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Behind every good man is an exorsted women.
And behind every exorsted women is a bloody good man.

Gogogoogo, get some Plan B on the iPod and work-it hon-ey.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

i'm going to warm up with some boxing at home first
now, whose face shall i imagine on the punchbag today?

oh yeah, HIM.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I think you should imagine your old housemate
Curling one out on the carpet of your spare-room.

That'll get you punching.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

oh god yes
thanks jeff, you've done it now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Happy to help
Driving people into a violent rage is all part of the service.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I'm going to go to Morrisons and get some ingredients. Thank you Gonz.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Actually I want some minstrells too now

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

or galaxy counters
best of all the revels
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Put one in the middle of the bubbla so it goes all nice and melty with crunchy bit =D
You need...
- Motza Meal
- two eggs
- Water
- Salt
- Covering; sugar'n'lemon

Make a batter with the egg, motza and water, spoon them into hot oil 'til they're golden brown (plonk in the minstral when you spoon it in). Drain on kitchen paper, put covering on and enjoy =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Aromantic.
Awesome.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

sounds like my lovely new perfume
which i love, and every time i wear it, about 15 people ask me what it is.

shame i only realised after i bought it that the slogan is "perfect for a man to buy the special lady in his life".

i bought my own. HUMPH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Aromantic, by Hugo Boss.
The lingering scent of recent sex.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Hugo Boss is like something a kabab shop would say.
"Extra salad and hugo, boss?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

are we on here now?
i really really need to get in the gym, but i can't be arsed. i have already talked myself out of work this afternoon, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I have a short story to finish for writers' group tomorrow
But really cannot be bothered. Might phone my mate for a Sunday afternoon beer instead.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

boot suggestions?
and oh yes pancakes please
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

i still recommend russell & bromley
but the buggers don't have a proper website for some reason.

i bought another new pair the other day. this takes my total of knee-high boots to 8. and 4 pairs of ankle boots. is this excessive??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I am just jealous
I own three pairs of ankle boots, but since my lovely lovely boots have lost a heel, only three pairs of knee boots, one of which are now pretty decreipt
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

is the heel fixable?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

no, literally the heel came off
and I lost the heel.

want these: they even have them in my size www.theoutnet.com/product/207901
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

oh my
those are lovely.

i am desperate for a pair of louboutins. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. what else do they have on there??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

FUCK ME HOW MUCH?
I could buy shoes for me and the kid for *counts* three years for 423 quid!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

it's a good job
you've never seen my shoe collection. you'd disown me in disgust.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I've had to bite my tongue on so many similar occasions I'm well-practised.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

it's alright Noel
I'm far too broke to buy anything of the sort. But I can look and dream of a lottery win
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Are you the Imelda Marcos
Of the legal world?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

god no
i am far from alone!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

i am actually nearly hitting the ceiling with disappointed rage now
that they don't have THESE in my size, or they would have been mine within the next 5 mins:

www.theoutnet.com/product/207895

a 41 is a UK size 8, right? so a 41.5 would be 2.5 sizes too big for me, no way is that do-able. damnit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

That makes you nearly the same size as me
haha when I clicked on that page it told me you'd liked it on facebook. But yeah those boots are gorgeous
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I sense a Amberl and Swipe 'shoe swap club' in the offing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

doesn't work like that Jeff
Swipe's are too expensive
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

they weren't when i was a student though
wait til you're a famous lawyer/doctor, then i'll be begging for pics of the inside of your wardrobe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Never mind.
Give to a few years and you'll be earning plenty and able to buy all the shoes you want, whilst Swipe tries to juggle a career, mortgage and loads of kids.

You'll be in the driving seat then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

i don't have a mortgage!
i am way too spoiled for that.

but kids? er, who the hell would i con into impregnating me?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Someone with a shoe fetish?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

like mr blahnik
or mr louboutin, or mr choo?

i think the problem is, they are pretty much exclusively bent!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

So in a perfect world
You'd like to pull a straight cobbler!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

only if he had a decent hammer
and gave it his awl

(see what i did there?)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

You've got me in 'stiches'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

they really are.
it is so much easier if you are a size 5 or below or an 8 and above. 6 or 7, there is nothing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Well, that's about £450 more than I'd every spent on shoes

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

you're a dude, dude
although girls DO notice men's shoes. fact.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

And what are the expectation of mens shoes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

one expensive pair
is better than ten cheap pairs

no bowling shoe type

clean but not too shiny - patent is a no-no
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I had a pair of tailored hand-made shoes
They were fantastic.

The leather soles lasted ages, which came as as surprise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

oh
now that sounds very very acceptable!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I don't have them anymore
There are only so many times you can have a pair of shoes repaired before you've got to admit they're past their best.

I got them at the same time I bought my first tailored suit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

tailored suit?
this also sounds very very very acceptable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

There is very little difference in price from buying an 'off-the-peg' suit that is branded (but made in a sweatshop)
And having a suit made by a tailor.

Granted, we're not talking Saville Row, but made-to-measure suits can be affordable.

I've lost over 3 stone since my last tailored suit, and until my weight settles down, I'm limited to HOF off the peg suits, I'm not spending a fortune on things that might not fit in a couple of weeks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I am about to fire up my technics and play some trip hop records.
I have a stack of Mo'Wax classics. I was obsessed with Mo'Wax back in the day.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I'm listening to this
The Ocean - Firmament

Love it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I love stoner rock
Was listening to Kyuss and Goatsnake earlier on, then a bit of Sunn O))). Just rifling through my vinyls now, I can't find Psyence Fiction or my Autechre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Kyuss were amazing
I struggle with Sunn O))) I have to admite. Khanate, Stephen O'Malley's other band were great. I used to use them and Oxbow to clear my office of annoying people if I wanted some peace and quiet
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Just started things rolling with DJ Shadow.
Building Steam with a Grain of Salt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I can't handle hip-hop at all.
Looking for Sunn O)) I remembered these guys :
BORIS!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)

DJ Shadow's stuff is mainly instrumental.
And yeah, Boris rock.

They are Monty approved as well, always a good sign.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I love this, it was the first Shadow track I heard, back in '97.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAjZ0XqZ1aQ
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Actually that's not bad

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

It's an extended remix, he made it for James Lavelle to play in his DJ sets.
The original is just the organ loop with a breakbeat. It is very, very good and if you look up the track he sampled it from, he's made very very clever use of the sample and what he did with it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Ooh, and this is essentially a heavy metal track that Shadow made when he was in UNKLE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=My0GFFgUHvw

Entirely composed of loops and samples and with a pre-fame Badly Drawn Boy on vocals.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I've gone back to bed to watch downloaded episodes of 'Being Erica'
Think I might get up...coffee and a shower calls.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Have things settled down now mate?
I feel for all of you, these past few weeks sound like a massive mission!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

For now, yes
but it's all very much day to day.
Once he's an adult it'll be easier - too much bloody growing at the moment!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

*shakes fist at hormones*
Are you both coming next week?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

That's the plan!
And providing there are no more A&E admissions, we'll be there - and we're staying in London for the night too - really sick of having to leave by about 10pm to catch the last train home.
Looking forward to it!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Awesome!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Wooo!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I have an aching arse.
And it was from re-roofing a shed, so I didn't even get to have any fun.

So, Bobbypires was drunk last night, rachelswipe is having further scatological adventures with ex-friends. What else is new?

Oh, and in case Boss Keloid's about, I watched that Clutch video you linked to yesterday. Then I watched some more. They're not bad, are they.
( Kroney, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I see it as my mission to educate the entire world about the wonders of Clutch

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

There are worse missions out there, old bean

( Kroney, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Very true!
They should really be experienced live though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Recommend an album to me please.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Blast Tyrant and From Beale Street to Oblivion
Both amazing. Blast Tyrant's a bit heavier, ..Beale Street they had properly made the transition to full on blues-rawk.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Sounds good so far.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

tch nge
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Re: aching arse
Yeah, sorry about that...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I've got a small wooden catapult to build
And 900 photos to process.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Do you have plans for the catapault?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Once I have a job
It shall sit on my desk, and be used to attack anyone that annoys me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

how did the wedding go?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

how did it go??
haha, great minds thinking alike right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I'll put the reply to both of you here
It seemed to go well. Didn't rain, went to some nice gardens for some photos, but managed to slightly sprain my ankle at night. Swings and roundabouts and all that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You should steer clear of playground equipment if you keep hurting yourself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

oh dear
to noel for the joke and to POD for the injury.

how??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Dancing at night
I did the same to the other ankle a couple of years ago, but far worse. I noticed this one before entirely ruining it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

my goodness
what kind of dancing do you do???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Energetic
Dangerous. Ceilidh.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

please tell me
there is photographic evidence?

THAT i would pay very good money for.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I read that as
'Please tell me there is pornographic evidence'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

sorry
i couldn't hear you over the sound of the IGNORE DRUM that you were bashing earlier, speak up??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I said,
I READ THAT AS 'PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS PORNOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

sorry, i am ignoring you now
next please?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Nope, none
I think there are about 2 photos of me from the day that I know of. I just hid behind a camera lots.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

tand you took 900 pics?
that is hard work!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I have sweet and sour chicken
Made it on friday, today is leftovers day :D
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)