I know I'm massively ashamed. My car was there from Friday
And I just wanted to go home.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Next time
hide your keys from yourself. Drinking and driving when utterly inebriated is entirely wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Mate I know.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

drinking whilst drunk is ok

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Correct.
Driving whilst drunk and stoned isn't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

correct
I've never driven under the influence of anything stronger than hayfever medicine. Because whilst I'm an internet cunt I'm not a real life cunt
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Oooh.
Check out the Internet cunt with standards!

But your no-drink-driving mantra meets with my approval.

You on series 3 yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

ive also been punched in the face for taking my mates keys because he was too drunk to drive
Maybe I should hook him up with lampito
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I've done worse things than punch people, you know.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:27, Reply)

oh yeah the anal porn

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Though I did do a couple of films where I punched people before being anally violated

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

can you punch al at the bash
Preferably in the groin
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I'll see what I can do.
So my punch list for you goes to:

1. Bobby
2. Al

Anyone else?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

part of me wants to see if youd punch lab

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I think I explicitly told him I wouldn't punch him.
Anyone else?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Don't encouridge her to voilently phsyicly abuse people.
It's not a good thing to be so voilent that you would actually punch someone in the face over something as trivial as it being on a whim.

I don't know what goes through someone's head that means they wouldn't think twice about punching someone in the face. Must have some sort of anger control issues, that sort of person really should find a productive output for that force, maybe taking up corchet would vent some of that huge amount of fustration.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

No it's not, it leads to BAD THINGS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

anything youd like to share

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I "share" myself too much

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

sharing is caring

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

GOOD BAD THINGS

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

You'll change your tune after you've been Lamped'ito

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

My Dad used to tell me a story about one night he went out with a load of heads in the Met Police.
They got more and more wankered, eventually my dad drove home at some silly time. When he woke up the next day and realised he had driven home, the blood drained from his face. He checked for any scrapes, bumps or blood on his car and couldn't find any. He spent the next two months reading the papers for reports on hit'n'run stuff and was terrifide. This was in the 70s, and from that point on, he never touched a drop and drove again.

It's a dick move what you did, but you won't do it again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I know dude. I won't make that mistake again.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)