Yeh', it really was.
I reckon I'd like this sort of thing if I had a misses to share some injokes with, or at least hire a hooker to pretend to be my misses for the night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

nah
you'd end up feeling defensive when she thought it was shit because it would feel like she was being rude about your family even when you thought it was shit and she wasn't and then you'd argue all the way home and you wouldn't get laid even though it had been about 6 weeks and you were beginning to forget what it felt like.

or something.

/is anti-relationships at this particular moment!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

If it helps, I hope that has happened to most people there.
Hooker or internet random it is then, know anyone?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Actually, scratch that, it ain't gonna happen again for some time.
Don't think I got any jewish parts of my family with anyone younger than her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

but that's no reason to give up on your hooker/internet random dream, gonz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I'm still hoping a sugamama will whisk me away to New York on a lieer for christmas this year.
See the new year in from the top of the empire state with nothing but a blanket, champaign*, lights turned down low and an empty top floor minus a machaline quality chef and a waitor who knows how to make a good cocktail.


* Champaign and Lychee juice, srs, makes that stuff lush.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

that's quite a wishlist
sounds good though. i might look for a sugardaddy who can provide the same.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I'm now going to suggest taking crack in a slum in war-torn country with nothing but angry men with guns around....
... and then say meet in the middle; a nice flat 'round Harrod's-way with a bottle of chocolate port and some good telly?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

hey wait a minute
that sounds just like my flat!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Yeh', Ok then, if you want, that's fair enough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

well you do make it sound very appealing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I'm quite the chefoligist too, could bang together some nice scrub.
You tell me what you like, and I'll make something you'd love.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

i am quite easily pleased
any nice veggie rice or pasta dish and i'm impressed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Ace !
I'll think up something, go down Borough Market first.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)