Anyone - and I do mean anyone -
who picks up a phone and votes for any given contestant on either the X Factor or Strictly Come Dancing. The former for thinking it'll make a blind bit of difference who wins, and the latter for their consistent inability to recognise what constitutes good dancing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

WIDDECOMBE FTW

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I actually hope she does win
if only because it'll highlight just how far removed from a dance competition the whole farce has become. I mean, she can barely walk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Nah
Surely the general public aren't that stupid?

*hopes*

Someone like Matt Baker or Pamela Stephenson should win, being at least decent* dancers.

*in my uninformed opinion. Please feel free to counter this with reasoned argument.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

No, you're right
Matt Baker is a natural and Pamela Stephenson has either had dance lessons before or is some kind of miracle of nature, I've never seen a 61-year-old woman of generous proportions pull off lines like that with so little training.

Either Matt Baker or Scott Maslen will win, because they're exactly the sort of bloke Strictly viewers like, and as with the last two winners, their employment at the BBC will ensure that rules are bent/broken to keep them in the competition til the end
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)