Excellent!
I'm waiting for that bit where she flashes her tits.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That makes you Sid James!
I've got to pick between being Bernard Bresslaw or Kenneth Williams...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I claim Harry H Corbett

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Heh heh heh heh!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

couple of months ago
when i thought the fact that kitchen was dark would be sufficient to hide me from the stupid man who was inexplicably up in the flat opposite at 3am, but i forgot that as soon as i opened the fridge to get a bottle of evian the light would come on.

he probably assumed he was having a nightmare, so it's fine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Oh matron!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I have probably traumatised several of my girlfriend's over-the-road neighbours
by wandering about in the nude after taking a shower early in the morning when it's still dark, then having to put on the light in the spare bedroom to find where she's hidden my socks.

Not to mention my own next door neighbour who was cutting his grass and must have seen me coming into my living room one day, unclad.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

This has happened several times
luckily the windows in my new room are frosted over
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I had an incident a few years back when I thought we had burglars...
...I crept downstairs stark naked, but armed with a cavalry sword. I didn't find any burglars, but I woke up my then g/f who switched on the landing light just as I was walking past a large window, sans curtains.

The neighbours must have thought we went in for kinky sex.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

All this accidental exposure
is however worth it because of the pleasing nature of being able to walk around unclothed in one's own house.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)