Nah, you're alright
However, I do want any suggestions for inappropriate Hallowe'en costumes.

I'm considering a headscarf, a long robe and some shrapnel holes, a la Linda Norgrove.

However, that's a pretty crap idea, so I require others!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm here to help:
Buy a cheap jumper, put it on upside down, legs in the arms, carry a hammer, et voila!

Peter Sutcliffe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

While I like this idea
I do want to be able to annoy others with anything I wear, and I think that's a bit too subtle.

A few years back I went out in a tweed jacket, with shoes, white shirt, black trousers and glasses, carrying a pad saying 'Prescription' on the front. Harold Shipman went down a storm!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Wear a tea towel on your head
and paint lots of cardboard tubes as sticks of dynamite, et voila - suicide bomber.
(berk, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Or the bastard offspring of Yasser Arafat and the Michelin Man

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Jeans and a shit t-shirt is all you need.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Lol, lol and thrice lol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I wasn't expecting ANY approval whatsoever
For posting that picture.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

It doesn't show my best side, admittedly.
My hair's a lot better these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Well, it must be difficult trying to shake off that one little blip you had with Holly and Jessica.
Changing your hairstyle will probably give you the chance to start again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)

It's worked so far.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Moving to Ipswich and getting your forklift truck driving licence must have helped too.

(Cave Duck, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I could get two Man Utd shirts with Wells & Chapman on the back, number 10
But that'd mean touching Utd shirts, and it's not worth that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)