easy
"Potential to identify development opportunities," means browse the net to find training courses.
"Ability to contribute to administration," can use photocopier/excel
"Practical application of equality and diversity" means is not activley racist, put "some of my friends are black" but in a application friendly way.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Something along the lines of
"I am pleased to see the company's commitment to diversity and equal opportunities in the workplace. In my own experience, I have found it a satisfying task to teach not only decent British kids but also a variety of paddies, frogs, krauts, nig-nogs, chinks and pakis."?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

And women.
Oh wait, you're in Physics.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Could you squeeze "towelheads" in there - to show full cultural awareness.

(Cave Duck, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

"...although I draw the line at Gyppoes."

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

"You wouldn't build a lab in a fucking caravan so I don't see why they should be allowed into mine."

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

"I fail to see the benefits to science
in leaving a burnt out fridge in a lay-by and stealing all the local children's bicycles as you pass through town with the fair"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)