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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"Potential to identify development opportunities":
tell them you've spent the afternoon looking at serial killer websites developing a massive rod-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Oh hello Boycey.
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Fucking Merde.
I am ill. And not in the 'Beastie Boys' sense, either.

Even a 'nommy sossy sammich' failed to raise me from my torpor.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm also a little under the weather myself. Get better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Likewise.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Are you coming on Friday?
You better fucking be.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)
Yes, but not for too long.
I'm taking my daughter to a birthday party the next morning.

Plus, you're all bent and I don't want to catch anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Excellent news.
For you coming, and the daughter thing. Looking forward to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Now this is a good idea
I may also adopt the "Edmund" approach and send them photographic proof of this, just to really make my application stand out like the front of my trousers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Telling them you're 'tenting like Black's Camping Shop in the first warm weekend of May'
will show them creativity with language, a sense of humour and, most vitally, that you get a chub-on at the thought of dismembered prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)
^ This is a superb metaphor - not sure whether I like this better or the Ian Huntley picture.
Wish I'd had it to hand* when I was writing the other application for which I needed to show evidence of a good writing style.

*LIKE MY COCK
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

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