I could
write a song about broadband technical support, if you'd like? Don't know what tune I'd set it to, though. Maybe "We'll Meet Again", or whatever it's called. You know, that one by that Doris.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hahaha I love you Kro-land.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Mid Eighties
Grange Hill reference? Largely wasted on here, old chap.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

I am indeed, dear boy.
On here, and indeed 'off it'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

wish i was wasted
instead of stuck at work.

humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)

I fail to see
how legendary jazzer Humphrey 'Humph' Lyttleton can possibly be to blame for your predicament. The cunt's dead, for crying out loud.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

So is Mr Humpries from Our You Being Served.
Boyce's Freeeeeeeeeeee!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Oi Boyce,
Did that bit of tat I sent you turn up?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I still haven't picked it up from t'post office, old bean,
because I was waiting in for BT today, but it's there, and I thank you in advance of my collecting it. Even if it is Fucking Shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

And to think you called me a tight arsed cunt for sending it second class.
As well as it being fucking shit. It might also be broken.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)

OK cancel the 'tight arsed' bit then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)

hahahaha
DEAL!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Alright Monty you old trollop?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Been worse, young master Plummington. You?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Not bad old boy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Oh, I have a present for you :)
fuckyeahterribleart.tumblr.com/post/1312724787/and-this-is-meant-to-be-david-bowie#post-notes
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Uncannily accurate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)