Urgh, guests.
I like my solitude.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yes
exactly! they just mess it up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I think I could happily live alone with the internet and a cat.
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

everyone on here??
except me. i am allergic to teh kittez.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Sounds great to me

(berk, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Hifive!
What kind of cat would you like?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)

I prefer playing minesweeper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I met a guy the other week who boasted that he was the 2nd best at that in the country
I had no response for him. I just wanted to slap him.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

think the comic book guy from the simpsons
"ooohhhhhhhh i've wasted my life"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Yeah but I have the same hair and beard as him
and am, only slightly, smaller. People in glass houses and what not.

edot - oooooohhhh I've wasted my life.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

there are worse people to model yourself on
hitler, for example
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Swipe
For example.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

much as you would pay millions
not everyone wants to bone me quite as badly as you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

More internet lies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

aha
this is how you are trying to get around not doing as you are told and starting a new nice left handed thread. stubborn beast.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

I didn't start the thread.
I was merely putting you in the same bracket as Herr Hitler.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

i'd put you in the same shower he used
let's put it that way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

You'd gas me?
Well after that jalapeno houmous all you'd have to do would be breather on me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

i have just cleaned my teeth ACTUALLY
minty fresh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

More lies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

fortunately
you are many miles away. therefore you will just have to take my word for it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Yeah, lucky for me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

i am not speaking to you again
until you MOVE OVER to the left!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

You move over.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

if that is how you speak to all the ladies
i am not surprised you have your bed all to yourself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

It's just the way I speak to you, Swipe.
You're special like that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

i'm special in lots of ways
some of them don't even involve licking windows
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

But they all involve special needs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

keep your needs out of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Thought you hated these right handed threads?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

YES
sort it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

NO

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

hitler Bert, Monty, TGB, Mandelson, Redknapp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Badum chiiiii
This is my new favourite game. That and Robot Unicorn Attack.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

What are you supposed to do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

That's the whole point.
You work it out. My last score was 140 :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Well give me a bit of a clue.
I've got wine to drink and people on the Internet to mock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

somehow i am sensing this is a dig at me...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Not at all.
If it was aimed at you, it would imply you were 'special' as it is, there are lots of people for me to mock.

The fact your old housemate curled out a steamer on your carpet just makes it easy!

I've been very supportive of the PINK gym purchases have I not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

no!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

I've just seen the other dig.
Which I've acknowledge is at you.

The comment above was just a general statement and not aimed at you in the slightest.

Promise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

no!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Stop saying 'no!'
Look. Further up the page, I've accused Vampito of being a Greek grandad fucker.

*fears the Swipe hate*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

NO!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Does the sad face with the eyes too
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

nononnononononononononononononononono

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Then please accept my apologies if I've offended you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

oh come on. clearly i am just going to say...
NO!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Please.
(I know this'll go so far to the right of the screen you'll eventually says yes to shut me up).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

FINE!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

So that's a 'yes' then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

it's a feminine "fine"
you can draw your own conclusions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)

You need to link lines of colours
clicky clicky funtimes. RUA is incredibly straight.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)