He was very tall, actually
God knows how he contorted himself. I may have had my gig platforms on, but still, I'm small.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So he balanced his head on your chin?
Hang on. I've read that again. Sorry. I've got that wrong.

I'm a divvy.

Sorry. As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)

Haha ya numpty

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)

I had visions of you being 9ft tall
And going out with a bloke who was only good for wiping the skirting boards over ever week!

How are you Roots? Had a nice day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)

I am not Gulliver and I did not have sexual relations with that Lilliputian
I really didn't. We only dated for a couple of weeks.
My day has been tiring but rewarding. My new cousin likes me. I'm good at making him burp.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)

I'm okay cheers.
So what first name has your new cousin been given?

(I really hope it's the same as a Bay City Roller).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)

His name is Luca.
And he actually lives on the second floor.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:35, Reply)

Brilliant.
Yes I think that I've seen him before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:43, Reply)