Mr Maharris aka ‘Mahonkey’ (history)
Claimed he used to be in the SAS and had shares in a South African diamond mine. ‘Look in the car park boys – look at all the shitty cars. See that one? Black. Ford. Sierra. She’s all mine’. He was a committed sadist and you could swear at him with impunity.

He once ground an entire stick of chalk into the top of my brother's head, and he had a 3-foot-high stack of confiscated jazz mags in his walk-in cupboard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

l n +g

I don't think a strikethrough on a dash would work...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Eh? I am old, please explain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)

wanking cupboard, I think.
It's a 9/10 for effort but sadly 3/10 for execution for Damien. Although, he did pick up some style points from the Albanian judge.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)