I genuinely think I would have died
I'm such a lightweight nowadays
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not in my genes to be a lightweight
I might start cutting back on alcohol though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)

You'll be over the cut-back
Once the recycling gets collected and you can no longer see the evidence.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

this is a tiny bit true
empty whisky bottle, four wine bottles and a small empty gin bottle
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)

If you can't wait for the recycling
Fill the bottles with petrol and start the uprising.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

Both my parents were alcoholics
my paternal grandfather also. So you'd think I'd have inherited some resistance somewhere along the way, but no! It doesn't help that I drink so rarely, either.
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I can see why you drink rarely
my mother's family is Irish, my father's is Scoth. Excellent drinking genes, but also a very handy vein of non-addictive nature
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:14, Reply)

I am still a lightweight
I couldn't remember if I threw up or not, and I had sex with my friend. Who I was comforting after she'd split up with her boyfriend.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Ah well
did she feel comforted though?
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)

She felt a lot worse for wear the next morning.
That trip home to Manchester was entertaining, to say the least.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)