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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone around still?
No point asking an Alt Q if the answer to the first question in a 'no'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:28, 92 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm around
how's your day been?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
It's not been bad
Just got back from football and the pub. My favourite team won!

Did you get a hangover at any point today? Or did the power of youth see you cruise through the day without a headache?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
good news on the team front
No hangover I'm afraid. Up at half eight and out to the shops
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)
If I'd have drunk that much whisky I'd have needed a week to get over it.
Enjoy it whilst you can. One day out of nowhere the hangover will kick in!

What did you get at the shops?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)
diet coke
bought some clothes as well.

Nah, I don't reckon I'll get them. My dad's never had a hangover either
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
This really isn't fair.
I never got hangovers until I was in my 20's, then the pain kicked in.

You need to experience the hangover, it's one of lifes little reminders that 'fun doesn't come free'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)
I have to say
it sounds awful. Once or twice I've woken up and felt nauseous, but that's the extent I'm afraid. I reckon the body-fat stores it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Not true.
I've had a couple of killer ones. Strangely one of the worst ones I've ever had was the day after I turned 20. I blame the horrible standard of alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)
I think the worst one I ever had was the day after I met you

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)
If I knew either of you, I'd make some 'that wasn't a hangover' type comment
That would be both insightful and witty.

I don't though. So I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)
It totally was a hangover
as I went home alone and she went home with a lovely pair of northeners
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
And Bill.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
That was probably from falling face first into a wall

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
I think this should be emulated
at the Friday bash
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
I wasn't there to see it
I wish I had been.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
which is another reason
emulation is called for
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)
I don't want to go all the way to camden

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Did you hit your head in camden?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)
Becky's Birthday Bash
Roughly a year ago now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
I think a different location is fine
as long as the essential requirement of Al knocking his head off a wall is fulfilled
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
I did it while being sick too

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
you're a walking pillar of class and sobriety
you making a proper night of it on Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Can't afford to get too drunk
I'm on a very limited budget
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)
Who'll be first to chunder, do you think?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
You.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)
Although it depends how nervous Amberl is

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
not nervous at all I'm afraid
last time was my first time and I think I had justifiable reason to be nervous
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
I'm going to stick to less than 4 drinks.
Sorry to be not very entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)
I'm getting the last train back
so I'm joining all the modest drinkers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)
I don't think anyone is caning it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)
Which makes me all the more glad I'm not coming.
I'd want excessive alcohol and dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)
Not that far away from Euston!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:01, Reply)
Well, enjoy the hangover free life whilst you can!
What clobber did you buy at the shops?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)
I bought a rather lovely top
some knitted tights and a nice eyeliner.

Tell you what, first hangover, I'll let you know and you can fully mock me. Bear in my mind that I might sleep through them. Usually I'm in bed by three, up by half six/7, but when I drink I'm gone till half eight/nine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Whilst I don't wish you ill.
I hope you'll wake up, post bash with a hangover. It'll be like I'm there in spirit (or spirits, depending on your tipple).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)
This
I had them, but not badly. Until one day about 3 years ago, I honestly thought I was dying - every hangover I've had since then has been a killer.
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)
Was it a hangover or GUILT?
Sniggers
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Thank you, but no
I've never done anything I could feel guilty about before - aside of course from drinking excessively and making a tit of myself.
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Sorry.
I don't mean anything by it.

So are you going for a drink with hot-bloke tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
No
I'm going on monday instead...
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
That'll give you the weekend to get your hair done
And pick out the killer outfit!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
Not at all :P
I'm at the bash this weekend so it's entirely possible that I will still have the vestiges of a hangover on monday and look completely minging. Plus I;m going straight from work so it'll be jeans, tshirt and pub.
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:28, Reply)
Jeans and a t-shirt can look fantasitc.
Will you be investing in a new t-shirt for the occasion?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:31, Reply)
The worst one I've ever had was dreadful
I couldn't move, or talk. I blame topping all the alcohol up with lambrini and shotting wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Eugh that is awful
I did wine shots once- a bottles worth. Can't remember the rationale but it was actually disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
We got a bottle between 2, a timer, and 2 shot glasses
A shot a minute for 11 mins- which is how long it takes roughly to finish the wine.
I had that night: gin cocktail, Fruli, 3 apple sours, half a bottle of wine, litre of lambrini. BLEH
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
I genuinely think I would have died
I'm such a lightweight nowadays
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Not in my genes to be a lightweight
I might start cutting back on alcohol though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)
You'll be over the cut-back
Once the recycling gets collected and you can no longer see the evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)
this is a tiny bit true
empty whisky bottle, four wine bottles and a small empty gin bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)
If you can't wait for the recycling
Fill the bottles with petrol and start the uprising.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
Both my parents were alcoholics
my paternal grandfather also. So you'd think I'd have inherited some resistance somewhere along the way, but no! It doesn't help that I drink so rarely, either.
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)
I can see why you drink rarely
my mother's family is Irish, my father's is Scoth. Excellent drinking genes, but also a very handy vein of non-addictive nature
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:14, Reply)
I am still a lightweight
I couldn't remember if I threw up or not, and I had sex with my friend. Who I was comforting after she'd split up with her boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Ah well
did she feel comforted though?
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)
She felt a lot worse for wear the next morning.
That trip home to Manchester was entertaining, to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)
fuck off jeff

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Oh. Its you.
FUCK OFF YOURSELF YOU INTERNET CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
;)
Alright. I've had a bleugh evening
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Was dinner not nice?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
my dad was just giving me the usual
YOU'RE SHIT AND RUINING YOUR LIFE spiel
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
You get that on here, you don't need it from the old man as well.
What aspects of your life does he dislike?

Does he think you should stick to selling boxes?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)
He doesn't think she should move in with sexface
though he approves of Gonz
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
Your life, your mistakes to make
I'm sure he only wants the best for you but tell him to back off.
(berk, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Whilst realising that he is of course correct

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
no he doesnt
He has no idea what's best for me. He sees me once a fortnight or so and I listen to him moan about stuff
He has little interest in my life but suddenly can't stabs the thought of me being two hours away

Meh
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)
Well it might encourage him to come and visit you
If all the visiting is made by you at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:20, Reply)
Oh wow
getaway car in CSI was a Honda Accord
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
^ haha I like that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Were there any super models near by?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
There was a cocktail waitress

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)
Don't you want me baby?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)
We don't know how she died yet

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)
I reckon someone
Picked her up, shook her up and turned her around. Turned her into someone new.

Maybe, based on that, she isn't dead?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:48, Reply)
She was shot by accident!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Shot through the heart?
And you're to blame.
Darlin',
You give love.
A bad name!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
DON'T YOU WANT ME BABY!?
EDIT - HAHA mindpiss!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Wooo-oooh-oooh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)
i'm sort of here
The guests are cooking pizza... It's midnight and we are SOBER
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Flash your tits at them

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)
that's your solution to everything

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:12, Reply)
0/10 for effort there Swipe
Crack over the emergency Vodka and get drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:14, Reply)
It would work better if it were your solution though

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:14, Reply)
after you then!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)
I'm playing online poker
so even less available than when I'm working.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Evenings Chains.
Bristol City won!

Woo and indeed Hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
I am still coasting on our draw at Old Trafford
I plan on starting a football fan thread at some point this week. Look out for it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)
I will do.
That was our first home win this season. We're still bottom, but we've put that little deamon to bed now.

QPR at home on Friday is next.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
good if you can take them
Even as we bash (and potentially breed a killer pandemic) you'll be moving out of the relegation zone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Top v Bottom
We've got no chance!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)
Just think of it
as Arsenal vs West Brom

If you play well and they're having an off day you can take them!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)
Mate.
I've been a season ticket holder for over 20 years. That won't happen.

I've sat through enough shit football to know where we should be in the league, and beating QPR is highly unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 0:25, Reply)

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