Last time I was in London on public transport
the two suits behind me were talking far too loudly about "visions" and "missions" and such bullshit. The best part was when one said to the other: "Wait; is that our Mission or our Vision?"

The other guy says:" Well, such-and-such is our mission isn't it? And so-and-so's our vision. Or is it the other way around?"

"I'm not sure..."
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There is never a handy shovel around when you need one.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Hiya

(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

M Peoplols

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Should I know who that is?
Or are you calling a spade a spade?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

unintentionalracismlols

(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

That would've been a good point for you to do a Harry Hill impersonation
and said, 'well I like missions, and I like visions, but which is better?'

And then punched them both.
( broadsword, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)