Wait until he can blow huge snot bubbles
and wipes it on your best black frock. Then see how adorable he is.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Does that happen to your LBDs often, Noel?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Large Black Dildos?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Little Black Dress.
You have a lot to learn, young man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I know what an LBD is for women
But as I've met Noel, the thought of him in a dress is none too appealing, therefore I suggested something utterly ridiculous, to distract me from this image.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Don't lie.
You're positively tumescent.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

why is it Lzay and not lazy?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh4gck89uj0
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I have worn nice dresses to all my visits to him
So far so good, but I was expecting vom. He doesn't seem to vom.
He is the best behaved baby I've ever looked after. I'm starting to think there's something wrong with him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I love that you're happy, and I don't want to dent that at all.
Once, when daughter was about five months old, I got home from work and lay on the floor, grabbed daughter under the arms and started flying her around above me like a little Supergirl. She was loving it. Her mum shouted from the other room 'Careful, she's just been fed' just at the moment her smiling mouth hurled lovely white formula puke all over my face and chest, even into my mouth. Think that scene from Aliens where Bishop's coughing his lungs up.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I know these things happen
It's ok
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Damn you woman, BE MORE SICKENED!
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

NOPE!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)