I was going to do some sort of skanky pirate costume but I discovered I won't be at the halloween party because they're having it on sunday.
The pimps and hoes party is on saturday.
Have finally figured out what I'm wearing to it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm guessing it won't be a corset now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

oh, it is, but not a proper one
it's white with black lace
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Agadoo do do......

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

hahaha
*Pushes pineapples and starts shaking trees*

(Actually, what am I laughing for? That'll be in my head for the rest of the day now).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

My work is done here.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Cunt.*
*I've called you a cunt, but with a hula-melody
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

motherfucker
that's the first time I've listened to that and it's stuck in my head now
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

^What he said^

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

...
/hates that she doesn't get this joke
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

This
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lace_(band)

For real pain, Youtube it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

It was a big hit K
www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc

Fucking hell it was shit though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

it's catchy

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

So is syphilis
I don't want that either.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

what sort of twat gets syphilis these days anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

My friend was given some recently
www.giantmicrobes.com
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

So this is the little fuck that's been making my life a misery.
www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/ulcer.html
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

tell him his hair is stupid, maybe he'll go away

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

aw herpes looks so sweet

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

My music teacher had one of those
We'd play Pass the Clap in lessons.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

is it super slutty?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

haha it'll be about as slutty as I can make it I reckon
going to chop up an old pair of jeans and make it into a skirt, going to put black lace patches where it splits in the front and back
fishnets and heels
just can't bend over :/
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I've mastered the art of bending down at the knees for stuff
I used to work in a bar and people would order stuff from the bottom shelf of the fridge and then when I put it on the bar they'd go "changed my mind"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

oh, jerks
I'm just nervous because I'm not sure if people are going to be wearing actual costumes or just regular clothing
I googled it and it seems to be mostly skimpy tops and hot pants
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Why don't you ask?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

everyone that's going to be there?
it's my roommates party, she said she didn't know what to expect
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)