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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's true. All those BUMDER ALERTS were, in fact, triggered by my growing tumescence bumping into an alarm button under my desk.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
that he's not comming to the party because you can't meet him.
Sorry.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)
But on the plus side, it will be more comfortable for me. You see, I won't have to put on my cast-iron underpants for fear of BEING BUMMED.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
He'd only become ever more jealous after witnessing my consistent attempts to seduce you
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)
or whatever it was.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I thought I was about to creosote the underside of the table.
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)
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